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Re: Football 101
Spectating seems to me to be part of Football 101. Perhaps CIAFT can help me muddle through what seems like a Hobson's Choice to me ...
It's the 4th qtr. Two-minute drill. No TOs. Rams on the move, down by a TD.
The dimwitted dog knocked over the keg while blocking the ole lady from storming to the last piece of pizza.
What's the proper ettiquite? Dive for the beer and miss a play?
The last time I dove for the beer, I misjudged the distance, slid thru the puddle, caught my balance with a finger in the outlet and shorted out the TV. Lost the beer and the tube in the same breathe.
The next time, I watched the game, left the beer for the dog to clean up. She got drunk and attacked the TV during overtime. Still lost the beer and the boobtube.
Is ther any guidance out there on how to get off the horns of a dilemma?
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