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Re: Video Games That You Are Glad They Do Not Make
This is a little harder than I thought. I did come up with some ideas.
1.) Cowtipping Commando: See how many cows you can tip before the farmer fires a load of buckshot into your rear end.
2.) Zit-popping Mania: You are a virtual teenager who must pop all your zits before your date. Points are lost for splattering the mirror.
3.) Depends Race 2006: Grandpa is in a nursing home. The nurse gave him too much Castor Oil. Can you keep Grandpa happy?
4.) Dog Park Rescue: Your pooch has escaped from his leash! You must recover him before the dog catcher can lock him up...just don't step in anything soft!
5.) Martha Stewart Living: Try to complete the projects Martha wants before she goes ballistic! Extra points if you can keep from strangling the heifer!
6.) Reality Show Remake: You take the winners from 'reality shows' on your own quest. You decide on the destination: East LA, East St. Louis, The Bronx, or even Baghdad. Get to level 5 and you can dress them funny, put them in a Yugo with 'diversity' bumper stickers all over it, and take them into Texas!
7.) Law and Order:PMS: A take-off from the TV show that has lived far too long. Try to survive as long as you can while working with, well, you can figure the rest out.
I'm sure there are more, but I'm getting tired.
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Hey, you young whippersnappers, I am NOT old!!! Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
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