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Re: Video Games That You Are Glad They Do Not Make
Here are some more:
Helen Keller's Special Forces
Mom: "Johnny, you've been staring at that blank screen for three hours. Why don't you go outside and play."
Johnny: "But Mooommm, I'm this close to beating the level."
Peter Pan II: Return to Neverland...Ranch
Wendy: "Boy, why are you crying?"
Peter: "Think. happy. thoughts. Think. happy. thoughts."
Wendy: "Peter?"
Peter: "One of the Lost Boys is still in there. We have to go back for Corey Feldman."
Colonoscopy (complete with special controller)
It's practically proctology!
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You don't tug on Superman's cape...

...and you don't mess around with Jim!
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