The convenient memory is very useful when arguing a point. You can change opinions and directions in a flash.
The ClanOrwellian double speak is a good thing to practice. It can get you out of trouble and confuse the opponents. I might have to use some of this logic with my fantasy league.
No matter how much I practice, I don't think I will make it through listening to the tv announcers for a whole game. I usually have to hit the mute button to stop myself from cussing at my tv.
Funny stuff as usual Adarian.