[coy bacon]

Great post Mr. Fat. Xie Xie, or is that She She? Unlike the other poster I can give you rep points.
EDIT: Argh, no I can't! Apparantly you are the last person I gave rep points to, and it says I must give rep points to others before I can add to yours! Ugh, the system, it strikes blindly at the innocent!

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"write like J.D Salinger"???

If ever there was an over-rated writer.... Now, writing like Shakespeare, or even O'Henry, or even Ann Coulter...

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"The next few weeks are an acid test of this team,"

I wonder what Mr. Sue would think about the upcoming game...

Would he tell us that the outcomes have been decided already, at least the next game's outcome? It will be a test of our coach's ability to stop the run. Our army, with a new General and many a glaring weakness has taken the field of battle, and the leaders, as General General Council has pointed out, have failed to stop the run.

If coaches L. and H. cannot contain Lawrence of Penn State, then Kansas City will show us the door at 4 and 4.

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Mr. Fat, among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score.

Now tell me, what is your favorite food?