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Jumping On The Bandwagon
Excuse my ignorance, but where exactly does one go to purchase a bandwagon?
Are there height requirements for a person to jump onto a bandwagon?
Does a bandwagon have live entertainment? Could I book ZZ Top onto a bandwagon if I could purchase such a vehicle?
What kind of mileage can one expect out of a bandwagon? Can you get a 36,000 mile bumper to bumper warranty? How does a bandwagon fare in government-mandated crash tests?
Do people ever race bandwagons? Have you ever seen a bandwagon with flames painted on it? Has a bandwagon ever been featured on "Pimp My Ride"?
Please enlighten me with your knowledge of bandwagons.
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