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Originally Posted by MOM
Man, have I been gone too long! I totally missed this one 'til now....
Just for fun....
Pirate or Viking? Pirate
Do you watch Lifetime TV? Only when a good movie is on
Which character would you be from the TV show "Becker" and why? The black nurse, because I like her attitude
Have you ever wore a wig while driving a car 900 miles and wearing an adult diaper to eliminate restroom breaks while transporting rubber tubing, mace, and a Buck knife? Ummmm....no
What is the melting temperature of copper, in celsius? 1082.85
Yellow is to snow as Klingons are to____________. The Federation?
Have you ever flashed the headlights while standing up through the sunroof in a limo? Nope
Y or N: I would watch "Brokeback Mountain 2: The Fur Traders" if the film were released. Not even with a gun to my head. Oh, sorry....N
Should Texas be considered as Baja Oklahoma? Why not?
Boxers or briefs? Plead the 5th.
Have you ever had 1980's metal big hair? Heck yeah!
Does the phrase "Git 'er done!" excite you? No, I only giggle a little
Whate is the capital of Bulgaria? Used to know, but can't remember off the top of my head.
Do you believe that a man with a full coat of back hair at the beach should allow children to pet him like a dog? Absolutely.
Spike Lee. Yawn.
Have you ever drank Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20? NO!
The theme song from the Vonage commercial. Annoying, but Woo-hoo woo-hoo-hoo. Thanks, it is now in my head.
Have you ever been incarcerated in a women's prison? No. Although, I still would like someone to explain why it is called a penal colony.
Jeff Spicoli. Duuude!
Could you be friends with a woman named Bambi? Funny you should ask. I actually am friends with one.
Eat breakfast? I have to, so yes.
What does "Everyone Wang Chung Tonight" mean to you? Uh, DUH! It's a gay song. Nothing more.
Have you ever been a member of a cult (aside from ClanRam)? No.
Could you stare into the eyes of an albino for more than 1 minute? Done it, so I bet I could.
Taste great or less filling? Neither. Beer smells like pee, so I don't drink it.
Let me know how I did, Alpha! |
Sorry I missed your entries. I have been working all morning to match your 28 points of compatability and found:
http://english.peopledaily.com.cn/20...tchmaking1.jpg
(Sorry, there isn't any picture posting in this part of the forum)
Your future man is Yamu****o Nakayama (just call him "Yam" for short). He is 39, 5' 3", 134 lbs, and is fluent in Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai, Vietnamese, Pig Latin, and Hillbilly (Missouri dialect).
Yam is a researcher at the School of Proctology at the University of Plattsburgvilledon (PU) where he studies the growth characteristics of bacterial colonies in the "exit" of other men.
In his spare time, Yam likes bullriding, playing quarters, and enjoys having that special someone braid his back hair.
Yam is a patient man as he never strikes a woman unless he has to tell her to do something a second time. Even when this occurs, he rarely uses a stick any larger than the diameter of his thumb as he is a compassionate man.
Yam likes to eat saurkraut and sausage, cabbage and rice, triple-alarm chili, cabbage and chilli, and saurkraut and chili. Yam enjoys 37 Diet Pepsis each day.
Yam likes for his woman to be obedient, service him without question, speaks when spoken to, does not complain (except if there is arterial bleeding. Remember, Yam is a compassionate man), obeys, obedient, always obeys, does what they are told, etc.
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