Pirate or Viking?
Pirates as I think they drank more beer.
Do you watch Lifetime TV?
Do they have beer commercials on there? probably not then.
Which character would you be from the TV show "Becker" and why?
The one with the beer.
Have you ever wore a wig while driving a car 900 miles and wearing an adult diaper to eliminate restroom breaks while transporting rubber tubing, mace, and a Buck knife?
Hmmm... Wear Depends and go to the bar = save time for more beer.
What is the melting temperature of copper, in celsius?
Beer should be kept at a comfy 37 degrees.
Yellow is to snow as Klingons are to____________.
Yellow is the color of my favorite beer.
Have you ever flashed the headlights while standing up through the sunroof in a limo?
Was there beer in the limo cooler? Maybe...
Y or N: I would watch "Brokeback Mountain 2: The Fur Traders" if the film were released.
As long as it is not filmed in Colorado. They don't know how to make beer there.
Should Texas be considered as Baja Oklahoma?
Blasphemy!
Boxers or briefs?
Yes, even some with beer on them.
Have you ever had 1980's metal big hair?
Once, got in the way of my beer.
Does the phrase "Git 'er done!" excite you? Only if it is used in conjunction with "Another round..."
Whate is the capital of Bulgaria?
Budwar?
Do you believe that a man with a full coat of back hair at the beach should allow children to pet him like a dog?
Eww... Need a beer towash away that thought.
Spike Lee.
Is that Bruce's Lee's cousin the volleyball player? Sure he drank beer too...
Have you ever drank Thunderbird or Mad Dog 20/20?
Only if I run out of beer. NOTE: I never run out of beer.
The theme song from the Vonage commercial.
Huh?
Have you ever been incarcerated in a women's prison?
Not possible. No beer there.
Jeff Spicoli. Duuude! Gimme a beer!
Could you be friends with a woman named Bambi?
< deer in the headlights look> Does she have beer?
Eat breakfast?
Beerios! Breakfast of Champions!
What does "Everyone Wang Chung Tonight" mean to you?
Beer Bong?
Have you ever been a member of a cult (aside from
ClanRam)?
Does Chugmeisters count?
Could you stare into the eyes of an albino for more than 1 minute?
Would I win a beer?
Taste great or less filling?
Taste great, of course. You don't get this body from light beer.
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