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The Gaelic Gazette (Edinburgh, Scotland)
January 6, 2008

ClanRam bring American football to the UK
By Bruce Kulick

Georgia Frontiere, surrounded by family, announced that due to health considerations, she has decided to sell the St. Louis Rams to wildly successful internet web-company ClanRam. Team President John Shaw said that he will meet with ClanRam CEO Dez to discuss transition issues after the league is expected to approve the ownership change in a meeting in February.

The surprising sale of the St. Louis Rams came in a surprise press conference in London where the Frontiere family was vacationing. Dressed in black leathers aboard his Harley Davidson, Dez refused to answer questions from the press outside his country estate except to say; "I'm happy that Georgia agreed to sell the team to my corporation, I am in the process of putting together my team that will handle the day to day operations of the Rams, as soon as I have done that, I will be happy to answer more of your questions." With that, Dez drove off giving the victory sign, although no one was sure if his hand was forward or backward.

Speculation is running rampant as to whether Dez will decide to keep Shaw, Zygmunt, and the other current front office team in place or whether the team will be moved. It is no secret that Dez was highly disappointed in the performance of head coach Linehan, likely signaling a head coaching change will be forthcoming.

Look for further developments on the ClanRam website by its crack reporting staff within this thread.