[AvengerRam]

Claude: “Mr. Deveney?”

Bill: “Come in, Claude. This shouldn’t take too long.”

Claude: “Um… okay… what is this about… I’m off the stuff, you know!”

Bill: “Oh, its nothing like that. I just wanted to ask you about your former LSU teammate, Glenn Dorsey.”

Claude: “Oh… wow… I was worried there for a moment.”

Bill: “So, what can you tell me about Dorsey?”

Claude: “Well, he’s a great guy. Great player. I really liked having him as a teammate.”

Bill: “How well did you know him?”

Claude: “We hung out some. You know, just chilling on a Saturday night, getting mellow, the usual.”

Bill: “Getting mellow?”

Claude: “Uh, yeah, you know, like that Mellow Yellow soda.”

Bill: “Riiiiight. So when was the last time you saw him?”

Claude: “Hmmmm, let’s see. Oh, yeah… he helped me move some of my stuff out of an ex-girlfriend’s apartment.”

Bill: “Isn’t that the incident when you were - -“

Claude: “NO! No. that was a different girlfriend.”

Bill: “Oh. Well, what is the best thing you can say about Glenn to recommend him?”

Claude: “Well, as an LSU player, he really would come to the NFL ready to play.”

Bill: “Like you?”

Claude: “Exactly.”

Bill: “Thanks, you’ve been a big help. Could you see if Dom is out there waiting.”

Claude: “Sure.”

Dominique: “Mr. Devaney?”

Bill: “Hey, Dominique. I’d like to talk to you about - -“

Dominique: “I’ll get it cleared up! I promise!”

Bill: “No, not that. I wanted to ask you about Sedrick Ellis.”

Dominique: “Oh, okay.”

Bill: “What could you tell me about him?”

Dominique: “He’s great. The kind of guy you can go out with. You know. Party. Get a little crazy.”

Bill: “What about as a player?”

Dominique: “Oh, he’s a good player. No doubt. You can’t go wrong with a Trojan.”

Bill: “Like you?”

Dominique: “Exactly.”

Bill: “Okay. Thanks for the info.”

Dominique: “No problem. See ya.”

Bill: “Janice.. get me Jay on the phone.”

Jay: “Hello?”

Bill: “WE ARE NOT TAKING A DT IN ROUND 1 THIS YEAR!!!!!”