[KoaKoi]

Agent: You know, Claude, that contract that got you all that money when you left LSU is going to run out soon.

CW: Yeah, so.

Agent: Well, looking at how you've played the past 2 seasons, in addition to the criminal activity you've been caught up in, I could probably get you an ok contract for some team somewhere, but you won't be making near as much money as before.

CW: Whoa, wait, hold on a minute. What are you saying? The money's going to run out?

Agent: That's exactly what I'm saying.

CW: Oh. Well, what should I do?

Agent: Just have one good year. If you have one good year with the Rams, we can start using the "p" word again.

CW: Aw man, not the P word agaiaaaaaaan.

Agent: Sorry Claude, your "P"otential is what got you your job and all that money, but we've got to have something tangible to use to squeeze the money out of em. How about giving it the ol' college try and putting in some effort this year, what'dya say?

CW: Okay, I guess.

Agent: Adda boy, now show your face at the team gym, act like you've got some self respect and be sure to find a reporter and tell em about how you're turning things around! That way, even if you can't be successful, we can make it look like you did everything possible but the Rams were the ones not giving you a chance. I'm sure I could talk the Raiders into spending some money on you as their answer to the loss of Sapp .................

(CW exits and interviews....
Asked whether he regarded his third season as make or break for him with the
Rams, Wroten quickly replied, "Oh, yeah." Then, flashing a smile, added, "I'm
looking at it like the third time's a charm.")

Agent: ....that'll do Claude. that'll do-