This is very inside information that I will release to the lovely users at
ClanRam first. What happens from here and how you spread it is up to you, but I know you guys should be the first to know. How do I know the tiebreaking formula? Like Bernie said, just don't ask because I can't comment.
The situation at Rams Park escalated in the past 48 hours over who to pick. Chris Long, Glenn Dorsey or Vernon Gholston? After multiple bloody noses and sprained index fingers (from slapping uncontrollably), the Rams brass decided on a tiebreaking formula that would decide who we choose. Most of you think I will say picking out of a hat was the solution, but that is far too simple and brainless. This was much, much better.
First, they took a look at Chris Long. He goes to Virginia, has a non-stop motor and a great NFL pedigree. What does this all mean in this case? Nothing! He wears #91. The problem is
Leonard Little already wears #91 and that would create too much confusion for the coaching staff, so he was immediately taken out of consideration. With Milford Brown jumping ship to Carolina as a FA, #72 was left vacant. Glenn Dorsey, coincidentally, wears #72 and thus he fits the mold and has broken the deadlock. He will be our pick!
Oh yea, I forgot about Gholston, but since he is "not on our radar at all," it doesn't really matter does it? Remember, you heard it here first, break the news to your friends/family wisely!