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Before every sportswriter in the nation jumps aboard, I figured it best to provide a complete history of the Bandwagon, so that our regular visitors can decide for themselves whether or not they actually want to be on it.

The Bandwagon was invented by one Doctor John Bandwagon, back in the days of the Dinosaur. He'd create said Bandwagon by dressing up in a dinosaur's costume, with the ultimate aim of seducing and sedating the beasts to use their hide to fashion into what has become the Bandwagon we know today.

Having obtained said hide, he would then reportedly wrap it around him, set it alight, and roll in as much poo as he could, until it stuck to the hide. This was the process of creating the Bandwagon.

Unfortunately, Doctor Bandwagon died sometime in the 1400s due to what is commonly known as "Bandwagon's disorder". This is the unfortunate condition wherein the contaminated has had the hide to roll in so much crap that it eventually explodes from every concievable orifice, to the point wherein the infected person's mere presence is enough to contaminate the general population. As it turns out, crap is highly contageous.

Doctor Bandwagon, in the present time, is cited to have been the principal influence upon many idioms of pop culture. Apparently, wearing your stiff brimmmed cap to the side whilst the sticker remains on the hat was a trademark of his back in the day. He also cultivated Global Warming in a jar in his basement whilst working as a missionary during the Phillipean Civil War, and has principal writing credits on songs by the B 52's.

Now... do you really want to be on that bandwagon?

Oh, he also died a virgin.