[Fortuninerhater]

Originally Posted by HUbison

Fortu, had I meant you I would have typed "Fortu" instead of "dude". But never fear, I will fix my previous post......

Satire: Wow, I can't believe I missed this one!
Reality: I didn't miss it at all, just waited a while for making the post.

Satire: Leonard, Leonard, my man.......I'm sorry, but you're wrong.
Reality: Leonard, my man......you're not wrong. I'm just some fan who knows nothing from nothing about NFL caliber athleticism. If you say so, who am I to say otherwise.

Satire: We have already established that Long is, in fact, NOT athletic.
Reality: We have already established that Long is, in fact, quite athletic. Some haven't accepted the fact yet, but established none the less.

Satire: We know this because this dude that posts on a website said it, so that pretty much settles it.
Reality: The web is saturated with simple fans, like myself, who fancy themselves experts of sorts. Are we experts? Of course not. The irony being that neither is anyone else including Kiperesque individuals on TV. They're guessing at best. So "dude" is simply a ubiquitous label referring to the whole host of people who don't know anything, but don't know they don't know anything.

Satire: This may bring Little's talent evaluation skills into question.
Reality: There's nothing wrong with Little's talent evaluation skills. However, his assessment does not match up with the aforementioned experts' opinions, so therefore must be discredited or at least questioned by the same experts. Irony at its best.

Well then I stand corrected. Carry on sir.