[ZigZagRam]

I can see it now:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce the new head coach of the St. Louis Rams...Larry Marmie."

Or better yet:

"I'd like to introduce you to the new head coach of the St. Louis Rams...Mike Ditka."

Or even better:

"Please welcome the new head coach of the St. Louis Rams...player-coach Isaac Bruce."

Imagine the possibilities!