[Nick]

Let me tell you how this story supposedly went down, and prepare to laugh. Garvin and Mays rob the place, flee the scene, crash their car, and run into the forest to avoid police. Not long after, a CSI car is driving to the scene and picks up a hitchhiker who is not wearing a shirt and has only one shoe. Guess who it is? Travis Garvin. They go to the crime scene, do their thing, and on the way back see another hitchhiker - Mays. Sum total of their robbery: maybe a little more than $200. No joke, that's what I heard from my girlfriend's mother.