[HUbison]

I'm on the phone with a source in the kitchen who may have some breaking news. I'll get back to you soon on this.

--B

The funny thing is this one actually did happen. There's a thread started by Bernie in his forum that tells everyone he's on the phone with a big development. He then asks all his Bernites to be patient and he'll be back shortly with the news. The thread carries on for 12 or 13 pages of his Bernites just chomping at the bit to find out what big news Bernie has uncovered. Then out of nowhere, Bernie comes back that Armey is out of the loop and Bernie had a turkey sandwich before bed. THAT was the big development.

I think he tried to cover his "big development" by starting a thread that said Cameron was in the running (a name we've been hearing for two weeks now) and Kiffen isn't leaving Tampa (a fact we've known for years).

Bernie has his thing and that's fine. He has his Bernites that worship him on his forum and that's fine, too. To each their own. But when they can spend 13 pages (and an entire night of sleeplessness) waiting for Bernie to tell them he had a turkey sandwich for a midnight snack.........I just have to laugh.