This has been posted before but for those with no sense of humor .... I reprint it here .....

Rookie Ram (Minimum Posts: 0)
Ram Practice Squad (Minimum Posts: 15)
NFL Europe Allocate (Minimum Posts: 35)
Special Team Player (Minimum Posts: 55)
Close to getting cut (Minimum Posts: 75)
Made the Ram Roster (just) (Minimum Posts: 100)
Veteran Ram (Minimum Posts: 250)
Ram MVP (Minimum Posts: 500)
Pro Bowl Ram (Minimum Posts: 700)
Superbowl MVP (Minimum Posts: 1000)