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  • Kurt Warner for "Girls Gone Wild"

    11 47.83%
  • Jimmy Kennedy for Slimfast

    4 17.39%
  • Deacon Jones for the Vermont Teddy Bear Company

    3 13.04%
  • Lawrence Phillips for Hallmark

    3 13.04%
  • Dick Vermiel for Kleenex

    0 0%
  • Jim Everett for Arthur Murray Dance School

    0 0%
  • You have a worse one? Let's see it!

    2 8.70%
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    All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Richie Icognito on behalf of "I just gotta have a Butterfinger".
    Let the hype begin.

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    The Linehan/Haslett 2008 St. Louis RAMS (2-14)!!!!!!

    That would give any RAMS fan an EXCEDRIN headache.

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    Richie incognito orbit gum or axe bodywash "how dirty boys get clean"
    Last edited by 39thebeast; -05-29-2009 at 09:35 PM.

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    How about a free box of Ruger ammo to the first 5,000 East St Lousians in attendance?

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    I actually thought Vermeil and Kleenex would go hand in hand. I wish they would also use him for the Coors Light commercials too!
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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Brenda Warner for Victoria Secrets.

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Dereyll Henley! The Cocaine machine... Dont now if you guys remember him.

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    the answer HAS to be Leonard Little for the Taggart Driving School.

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds for Ace Hardware.

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Marshall Faulk for Trojan condoms.

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    Claude Wroten for the Lifetime Channel
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Quote Originally Posted by evil disco man View Post
    Marshall Faulk for Trojan condoms.
    LMAO...you really ARE evil, Disco Man...

    Howzabout something a little retro? Remember those "takes a licking but keeps on ticking" ads for Timex?

    Tailormade for Bulger.

    I can see the SB ad now. Shot of Bulger getting out of bed & sleepily stumbling to bathroom. A D-lineman bursts across the screen & blindsides Marc out of frame as he takes a leak. A woman's voice: "Honey, don't forget the seat." We hear a resigned groan & an arm reaches back into the frame to drop seat. Freeze shot on wristwatch & catchphrase/graphic appears.

    Out bursts another D-lineman in full gear when he opens fridge ( MB goes down & fumbles a falling ham but covers up before dog can get the turnover), sitting in car( whole vehicle flipped by a D-line followed by shot of upside down Bulger, face impassive, talking on cell phone; "Uh...Coach...I may be late...".

    Final shot of Rams meeting room. Spags scowls impatiently at front. Doors burst open & in limps MB,tattered & sweaty. He catches Spags' scowl, grins dazedly & holds up his wrist. "5 minutes early coach !"
    "Uh... this is the defense meeting, Marc...."
    "uh-oh."

    Camera pulls back as D Rams close in on him.
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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Leonard Little taking over as one of the "Real Men of Genuis"..

    dammit i feel terrible now..

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    Re: All-Time Worst Rams Product Sponsorship Idea

    Jack Youngblood for Hoveround electric power chairs.

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