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    Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    I was browsing through the latest Ram Pro Shop online catalogue, when I came accross this item:



    Now, I'm not sure what reaction you would expect if you purchased this for your wife/significant other, but I suspect my wife's reaction would be something along the lines of "WTF!!!!!"

    It got me wondering... what kind of guy would buy this for his wife or girlfriend? Is is somebody who wants the best of all worlds at once? (and if so, shouldn't there be a cupholder attached for his beer?). Or is it something that one purchases as a pathetic cry for help when their football obsession has gone a bit too far?

    Of course, if your wife/girlfriend buys this for herself and comes into the bedroom wearing it (and a smile), you are truly blessed.


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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    No I would bet there a few people on this boad that would love this as a gift.

    Utter?
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    Yours in the mail ladies, from me ;-)

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    Playing the field, huh, Jason?

    And, ladies... if you want to post photos modeling Jason's present, who am I to stop you?

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    I wonder if they do that in XXL


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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    DANG DEZ!!

    That is a slam. I know I am running for cover on that one.


    Quote Originally Posted by RamDez
    I wonder if they do that in XXL

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    Naw Dez, that's your color but it dosen't cover enough of your leg.......

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamDez
    I wonder if they do that in XXL
    Thinking of buying one for yourself Dez?
    This space for rent...

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam
    I was browsing through the latest Ram Pro Shop online catalogue, when I came accross this item:



    Now, I'm not sure what reaction you would expect if you purchased this for your wife/significant other, but I suspect my wife's reaction would be something along the lines of "WTF!!!!!"

    It got me wondering... what kind of guy would buy this for his wife or girlfriend? Is is somebody who wants the best of all worlds at once? (and if so, shouldn't there be a cupholder attached for his beer?). Or is it something that one purchases as a pathetic cry for help when their football obsession has gone a bit too far?

    Of course, if your wife/girlfriend buys this for herself and comes into the bedroom wearing it (and a smile), you are truly blessed.
    ...presenting the fall collection from "Georgia's Secret"......(shiver followed by spasm)
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    If you guys paid for my trip to the bash, I'd wear it to the game......

    SARCASM.....THAT WAS SARCASM......DONT HOLD ME TO IT.......

    :redface:

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    What have I started? :redface:

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    *WRITING OUT A CHEQUE AND TAKING DONATIONS*


    Quote Originally Posted by txramsfan
    If you guys paid for my trip to the bash, I'd wear it to the game......

    SARCASM.....THAT WAS SARCASM......DONT HOLD ME TO IT.......

    :redface:

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    Upon further review, you guys pay for everything and I will probably do it. I'd have to wear pants or a sweatsuit underneath it, it is quite skimpy.....

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    You might also want to shave your back.

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    Quote Originally Posted by txramsfan
    Upon further review, you guys pay for everything and I will probably do it. I'd have to wear pants or a sweatsuit underneath it, it is quite skimpy.....
    dainty little Rammette number - $24.95
    Bash ticket - $52
    seeing Tx at Bash in dainty little Rammette number - (altogether now) Priceless
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Best of Both Worlds, or Pathetic Cry For Help?

    Quote Originally Posted by thoey
    Thinking of buying one for yourself Dez?
    and whats your point? I think it would look fetching


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