The Clammies - Left Out Poster Categories

[AlphaRam]

OK, everyone, we all know that there are many poster categories that should be recognized. I'll suggest some and you can add some, as well. Feel free to post nominations!

Looks best in a sombrero and Speedos:
Best Hubble telescope thread:
Methane-production:
Most proficient at littering:
MOD with hairiest legs:
Creepiest avatar:
Touchy-feely signature:
Shortest kilt:
Best urban tree climber:
Most-like a quadraped (non-hoof category):
Best BBQ thread:
Best bald opposing fan:
Most blood-shot eyes:

[RamsFan4ever]

I know who gets the Creepiest avatar!!

Creepiest avatar: BigRedMan

[RamsFanSam]

Methane-production:

Give me some baked beans, and I'll run away with this one.

[Goldenfleece]

I don't know...Endzorn's avatar is pretty creepy, too.

I'll add...
Thread de-railed furthest from original topic:
Poster most likely to have been the inspiration for the "kiddy pool" in the lounge:
Most unique poster (who contributes to the debate without reiterating others' opinions):

[AlphaRam]

Hey, I resemble that remark!!!

You might be in the running for shortest kilt. I haven't seen any other kilt pictures to date.

[AlphaRam]

Most-likely to start threads about animal sacrifice:
Best midget-lovin' thread:
Obsessed with shoes:

[AlphaRam]

Best midget-tosser:

Poster that hates the Cowboys the worst:

Best steroid-enhanced thread:

Meanest name: