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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    Quote Originally Posted by Azul e Oro View Post
    Well, all-righty then; consider me one happily unburdened goy

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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    My all-time favorite confession:


    ‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’





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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ferter View Post
    My all-time favorite confession:


    ‘In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.’




    Classic! One of my all time favorite movies growing up.

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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
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    LOL....just couldn't resist stirring the pot, could ya, Hub ?

    Egad, that damned song reminds me of summer camp when I was so scared of using the spiderweb-filled crapper that I pooped myself in my cabin bed at the ripe old age of nine.Longest two weeks of my life.

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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    Okay, Okay, I know all you ClanRam Mock Gamblers have been waiting for me to apologize for winning the MOCK GAMBLING TITLE last season. Well I'm not going to and I'm in it to win again this season!

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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    Quote Originally Posted by Azul e Oro View Post
    LOL....just couldn't resist stirring the pot, could ya, Hub ?

    Egad, that damned song reminds me of summer camp when I was so scared of using the spiderweb-filled crapper that I pooped myself in my cabin bed at the ripe old age of nine.Longest two weeks of my life.
    Of all the places for spiders to hang out, WHY do they always choose those summer camp bathrooms?
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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    Of all the places for spiders to hang out, WHY do they always choose those summer camp bathrooms?
    Reincarnated Whiner fans.
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    Re: Clan Confessions: What do you want to atone for?

    I must say, I regret thinking that Sam Bradford was beginning to remind me of Marc Bulger for a while there.

    Now let's just hope I don't have to take that back.
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