View Poll Results: Who is the funniest poster?

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  • AvengerRam

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  • adarian too

    10 17.54%
  • Bob L. Head (fka The Deacon)

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    ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Who makes you laugh?
    Last edited by AvengerRam; -06-21-2004 at 05:11 PM.


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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    I smell a fix. And it smells rotten. In Denmark.
    Have some fondue, it's delicious.

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob L. Head
    I smell a fix. And it smells rotten. In Denmark.
    That's funny...

    But is it funny enough.....? :tongue:

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    Smile Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Many members make me laugh. I voted for adarian as per my nomination. I think Avenger is very funny, especially when he states my write in votes will be disregarded (like I somehow care) and then calls it democratic, but I have already voted for him as Most Valuable Poster.


    :tongue:

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Ferter...

    Please stop piddling on my parade.

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Now, now Avenger. I think this can be handled the good old-fashioned American way:

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    Have some fondue, it's delicious.

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Let the mudslinging begin!


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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Mud fight!!



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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    The fix is in. Let's go to court for that recount Bobble Head. This is the 2 nd time that a moderator has led in voting. (Have you noticed in most contests, associates of the organization presenting the contest aren't allowed to partipate in it?).

    How come I can't use all 6 of my votes in one category? Sure sounds like a set-up to me. I award a "Clannie Trophy" to all Moderators because they seem to outnumber the rest of the PosterS. Tell you what Bob L. Head, I'll give you $5 if you mail me a certificate that recognizes me as one of the nominees. I'll even throw in my vote for you and ask my supporters to pull for you since you stand the better chance of bobbin' your head out of the water.

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    adarian_also, let's say we put aside partisan comedy and join together to defeat the Moderators. We can be running mates, like Clinton and Gore, like Reagan and Papa Bush, like Kerry and...uhhh... OK, like Ike and Tina. You can be the big guy, as long as I get to attend the state funerals.

    BTW, when do the polls close? I need to make sure I have my concession speech ready.
    Have some fondue, it's delicious.

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ferter
    Mud fight!!






    Uhhh, guys, that's not mud. :upset: Now please get out of the elephant pen.
    Have some fondue, it's delicious.

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    The polls close Saturday evening (the exact time is above the poll).

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Why AV is in this poll is beyond me. I've been reading AV's posts for approximately 8 months and not once have I wet my pants :rolleyes:

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Were you under the impression that this was the "Most Diuretic Poster."

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    Re: ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam
    Were you under the impression that this was the "Most Diuretic Poster."
    Now that's funny.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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