ClanRam Awards: Funniest Poster (Vote Here)

[adarian_too]

NEWS FLASH: This just in. In a surprise development, one of the unmoderated reporters of the ClanRam site has just learned that adarian_two+1 has agreed to the proposal set forth by Bob L. Head.

In a move, designed to give more to AvengerRam to crow about after he beats both of them with plenty of votes to spare, adarian_too+1 and Bob L. 2Heads have joined forces and are running together. It is still undecided however who will attend state funerals and who will trip over themselves or their words.

In the meantime, in an exclusive photo opportunity, this reporter has caught a glimpse of the two of them apparently practicing their egg-throwing arm motions.

[AvengerRam]

Frontrunning candidate AvengerRam, who departed this morning on a boat trip with a close friend, was not available for comment.

[AvengerRam]

THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shocking Childhood Photo of Bob L. Head and adarian too Surfaces as Election Heats Up

In the midst of the election for the ClanRam's Funniest Poster award, the following childhood photo of canidates Bob L. Head and adarian too has surfaced:



Some observers speculate that this may have a significant impact on the election.

Stay tuned as more developments occur...

[Bob L. Head]

Funniest Clannie Photo Exposed as Hoax

ST. LOUIS - In a stunning reversal of fortune for the AvengerRam campaign, CIA photograph expert Jimmy "Snapshot" Shutterbug announced that the images presented by the campaign allegedly showing Bob L. Head and adarian_too in Whiner garb were in fact doctored. When studied, it was found that AvengerRam himself was behind the photo, but his image was erased using a high tech digital machine known as a "computer."



"It was just so unbelievable," Shutterbug stated when asked his reaction to the finding. "Never have I seen this sort of forgery used to win a Clannie."

In a digitally enhanced version of the photo the image of AvengerRam can be clearly seen in the hallway behind the boys - if that's what they are. A blow up of the photo displays the unmistakble face of the candidate whose innocuous style and heartwarming fantasy stories have won the hearts of voters.



Bob L. Head, in an unusual lack of congeniality said, "What else would you expect from a candidate who spends his time wallowing in the elephant pen? The people deserve more than his brand of low-brow humor. A vote for adarian and me will bring a fun, family, Brady Bunch style of comedy back to the ClanRam."

AvengerRam was unavailable for comment. A spokesman for the AvengerRam campaign released this statement: "I have never had relations with that woman - Ms. Lewinsky."

[AvengerRam]

Okay, that was funny Bob...

Now I know what you've been working on all day. :redface:

[AvengerRam]

By the way, despite your obvious forgery, I stand by the report.

In fact, if that is not a picture of you as a child, Mr. Bob L. Head, then perhaps you would not mind explaining......

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[RamWraith]

and you all wonder why I nominted Bob...

The man is a classic when he gets going. Way to much time on his hands :-)

[AvengerRam]

I'm actually glad I don't have Photoshop. I'd never get anything done.

[UtterBlitz]

Adarian_too is very, very clever, witty and a bit sarcastic which I do admire but it's not usually knee slappin, water spittin, "funny" humor.

Bob L Head is working it. I haven't seen him around as much so I didn't vote for him.

I had to vote for Avenger as funniest. Avenger has been pushing the corny jokes and ridiculous polls for a long time and it does make me laugh, all though sometimes I am just laughing at how far Avenger will go for a laugh.

[AvengerRam]

That reminds me, Utter...

Can I have those naked photos of me back?

(See? I even do self depricating humor! :redface: )

[Bob L. Head]

That reminds me, Utter...

Can I have those naked photos of me back?

Well you may get them back from Utter, but I'm holding on to my copies.

...I mean, they may come in handy later in the campaign, you know.

Ahem.:confused:

[AvengerRam]

Now you're just scaring me.

[adarian_too]

BREAKING NEWS: In another photo exclusive, a picture has surfaced which clearly shows how AvengerRam has managed to intimidate Ram fans into voting for him. Jimmy "Snapshot" Shutterbug stated that there never was a question as to the picture's authenticity.

[AvengerRam]

Man! I sure am buff!

[Bob L. Head]

Hey, is that Ferter there with you Avenger?