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    Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    I wrote a simulator program to estimate, based upon objective criteria, how various individuals would perform running the ball against the Rams D. Here are the results.

    Frank Gore: 23 carries, 167 yards (2 fumbles), 1 TD
    Al Gore: 23 carries, 92 yards
    Walter Payton (in his prime): 25 carries, 205 yards, 4 TDs
    Eric Dickerson (1983): 30 carries, 268 yards, 5 TDs
    Danny DeVito: 18 carries, 104 yards, 1 TD
    Ruth Westheimer: 17 carries, 79 yards
    Stephen Hawking: 20 carries, 88 yards, 2 TDs
    Dez Urban: 23 carries, 109 yards, 1 TD

    Feel free to use this system!


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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    How about Grannie from the Beverly Hillbillies???

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    14 carries, 61 yards

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

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    14 carries, 61 yards
    Not bad, Is that with her boots on or off?

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    Mini me from Dr. Evil and just for laughs, "Fridge" Perry

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    How about Charlie Brown???
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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    Faulty software AV.

    I ran a simulation on Madden 07' and Gore rushed for 74 yards and a TD.

    Rams won 31 - 17

    I had the current line up or should I say that all of the current injured players were not in the line up.

    Doesn't say much but the CPU usually cheats when I do this so...........
    JUST WIN ONE FOR THE FANS


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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    What about Bea Arthur?
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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    Forget bea arthur, she had some serious moves in the open field. Better question would be estelle getty, or even better yet, esther rolle, who was a LOAD and A HALF to bring down once she got some momentum.

    rammming speed to all

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    Vern Troyer (MiniMe) 13 carries, 41 yards
    Charlie Brown 10 carries, 49 yards
    Bea Arthur 20 carries, 97 yards, 1 TD
    Esther Rolle, 27 carries, 103 yards, 3 TDs

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    this topic is genious

    it wouldnt surprise me that Steven Hawking could gash this defense, even if he is in a wheelchair. He has a head move that fakes defenders out completely.

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    How bout our good friend in the white house Bush?

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    How about these: Bob Knight, Mike Martz, Barry Bonds, and Santa Clause

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    Santa is tough to stop for any defense. He is generally protected by a full group of reindeer and they can really clear some holes. bobby knight is tougher than anyone on the rams defense with the exception of pisa and leonard.

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: Computer Program Simulates Rushing Performances vs. Rams D

    How about Fat B a s t a r d?

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