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    Contemplation - the Universe is Balancing Itself

    Greetings, my children.

    Many days have passed since I last visited this herd. Some of you youngsters may wonder why a cow comes to a site about the Rams. Simple, my children - this site is based in Scotland. Where else would a respectful Angus hang out, Hardee's?
    Now that the season is at the halfway point, and our beloved Rams no longer stink like a feed lot on a one hundred degree day in August, we must wonder what the future has in store for us.

    I can tell you.

    The Universe has been in turmoil. How else can we explain the emergence of the lowly deadbirds as the leader of the NFC West? Cosmic balance must be restored. This means that Blue and Gold MUST reign over the NFC once again. I shall not predict a winner for this weeks game, but I will predict that the Rams will once again be feared within the next two seasons. We shall prove that the West is once again wild.

    The teen squad is progressing well. They have learned to watch where they step, lest they slip and fall. Our first rounder, Chris Long, has proven to be more valuable than ChateauBriand. (If you don't know what that is, I am relieved!) It seems as though he has learned to make hay while the sun shines.

    For some reason, I am suddenly hungry. Before I go, I must remind you one and all to have faith in the Haz. Under his guidance, we shall watch the Rams moove up the standings.

    I shall now leave you with a song.

    Well we're moo-vin' on up,
    To the West crown.
    To a deluxe spot in the NFC.
    Moo-vin' on up,
    To the West crown.
    We finally got a shot at the prize.


    Hawks don't fly in the division;
    Whiners don't turn on the thrill.
    Took a whole lotta tryin',
    Just to get up that hill.
    Now we're back in the battle,
    Gettin' our turn at the Tards.
    As long as we win, it's you and me baby,
    There ain't nothin wrong with that.


    Well we're moo-vin' on up,
    To the West crown.
    To a deluxe spot in the NFC.
    Moo-vin' on up,
    To the West crown.
    Hope the Tards slip on a cow pie.

    Happy grazing, my children.

    TGCG


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    Re: Contemplation - the Universe is Balancing Itself



    I wish this was a response to a win over the Cards, we just got annihilated...


    Always and Forever a fan of the St. Louis Rams

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    Re: Contemplation - the Universe is Balancing Itself

    It was fun when we did that to dallas..

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    Re: Contemplation - the Universe is Balancing Itself

    Guru, I think you stepped in that cowpie first.

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    Re: Contemplation - the Universe is Balancing Itself

    Quote Originally Posted by greatcowguru View Post
    greetings, my children.

    Many days have passed since i last visited this herd. Some of you youngsters may wonder why a cow comes to a site about the rams. Simple, my children - this site is based in scotland. Where else would a respectful angus hang out, hardee's?
    Now that the season is at the halfway point, and our beloved rams no longer stink like a feed lot on a one hundred degree day in august, we must wonder what the future has in store for us.

    I can tell you.

    The universe has been in turmoil. How else can we explain the emergence of the lowly deadbirds as the leader of the nfc west? Cosmic balance must be restored. This means that blue and gold must reign over the nfc once again. I shall not predict a winner for this weeks game, but i will predict that the rams will once again be feared within the next two seasons. We shall prove that the west is once again wild.

    The teen squad is progressing well. They have learned to watch where they step, lest they slip and fall. Our first rounder, chris long, has proven to be more valuable than chateaubriand. (if you don't know what that is, i am relieved!) it seems as though he has learned to make hay while the sun shines.

    For some reason, i am suddenly hungry. Before i go, i must remind you one and all to have faith in the haz. Under his guidance, we shall watch the rams moove up the standings.

    I shall now leave you with a song.

    Well we're moo-vin' on up,
    to the west crown.
    To a deluxe spot in the nfc.
    Moo-vin' on up,
    to the west crown.
    We finally got a shot at the prize.


    Hawks don't fly in the division;
    whiners don't turn on the thrill.
    Took a whole lotta tryin',
    just to get up that hill.
    Now we're back in the battle,
    gettin' our turn at the tards.
    As long as we win, it's you and me baby,
    there ain't nothin wrong with that.


    Well we're moo-vin' on up,
    to the west crown.
    To a deluxe spot in the nfc.
    Moo-vin' on up,
    to the west crown.
    Hope the tards slip on a cow pie.

    Happy grazing, my children.

    Tgcg
    rubbish!........
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    Re: Contemplation - the Universe is Balancing Itself

    I think the cows got into the hippie lettuce again honey!
    "The disappointment of losing is huge!"

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