Dear Matt Cassel

[lordwhttgr]

I really hope all is well with your last surgery. I would like to congratulate you on such a fine season. You have done well. It is because I think you are a good QB who deserves a chance to shine in future games that I am writing to you. You see, you have the ST Louis Rams next week and they like to hit hard. Chris Long is having a PRO BOWL year and is particularly mean to slow QB’s. He likes to hit them real hard in the chest stomach area and that is where you just had surgery. Our coach also likes to call these crazy blitzes that have a bad way of leaving one man free to run all hap hazard at the QB. Another problem I see for you is this crazy guy on our team named OJ Atogwe. He likes to run around and create fumbles. Most of those he causes by hitting the runner real hard. I would hate to see you drug off the field like the poor kick returner in the Saints game. He is in my prayers at night and I hope to see him return soon to the injured reserve list. I do not want that to happen to you!! Please take my advice and send that poor replacement out again and stay on the side lines. It really is in your best interest. Think about your team that needs you for the Playoffs. Think about your future in the NFL.
Yours truly,
George A Butler

[Varg6]

That was so sweet of you

[LA Rammer]

Funniest yet!

[C-Mob 71]

That was good. Oh man, "Our coach also likes to call these crazy blitzes that have a bad way of leaving one man free to run all hap hazard at the QB." that had me rolling.

[Ramendola16]

Beautiful. Had me laughing for a few minutes. The only problem I see is... It needs more Laurinaitis.

[39WillRunYaOva]

Good 1.Agree needs more of Laurinaitis tho

[Trevor]

Lol, who is this guy?

[lordwhttgr]

Who is who?

[The Rammer]

You forgot to include that Bradley Fletcher likes to sneak a magnet into the game balls, and then he wears magnetic gloves during the game so the ball just flies at his hands all day.