Dear Seattle Seahawks

[lordwhttgr]

Dear Seahawks,
I am writing to you about a concern I have. Please don’t run back any kick offs against the Rams on Sunday night. Bad things happen. Two times this year a kick returner was removed from the game on a Gator.
We have these guys that are trying real hard to bring back the fearsome foursome. It’s just scary what they do to QB’s. Knock them down and steal their football away. Especially when James “the lunatic” Laurinaitis gets over center and starts screaming and spitting up green pea soup. Centers don’t know what to think of it and wind up hiking the ball all over the place. It caused a Safety against the ninnies in this last game. Then, Coach Spags gets all blitz happy and sends that crazy guy Chris Long after your QB. That’s never a good thing. I actually saw Smith get so scared he threw it to OJ Atogwe in a weird sacrifice to appease the Ram defenders, but that did nothing to curve there hunger for QB blood.
I watched in astonishment as he cried to former coach Mike Singletary. “I can’t go back out there Mike,” he said balling his eyes out. “Them Ram defenders are nuts. I think they’re going to kill me. Send Alex in. Let them kill Alex.” Only to have Mike say, “Get a hold of yourself. I can’t send Alex in. They will kill him too. And then where will we be?” Then another ninner came over and whipped the face of Smith in symbolic Vale of Veronica reenactment that only spelled the doom of the hapless QB. He floundered for a couple more plays only to be replaced by someone less useful. We can only hope that he will make a full recovery with lots of love and good counseling.
So in closing, I would like to recap. Running the ball back on kick offs, bad idea. Think of the boy’s future. Think of the hospital bills. Rest your QB’s and just run a watered down version of the wild cat. Running backs are only good for 4 or 5 years anyway, why waist a good, fair or in your case a bad QB on these blood thirsty wolves.
The West is already ours. Why waist good players on the altar of our Championship?
P.S. Pete Carroll, start cleaning out your desk and take a coaching job in college where you can cheat your way to multiple BCS championships. Remember, you were good at that. Because when Sam Bradford, James Laurinaitis, Chris Long, OJ Atogwe, Craig Dahl, Ron Bartell and Steven “Action” Jackson come to town and RAM this division crown down your throat, you will be fired too.
Love,
George Allen Butler II

[drummerseahawkboy]

Epic you know what

[lordwhttgr]

Epic you know what

Epic, like your loss today?

[Ramendola16]

I watched in astonishment as he cried to former coach Mike Singletary. “I can’t go back out there Mike,” he said balling his eyes out. “Them Ram defenders are nuts. I think they’re going to kill me. Send Alex in. Let them kill Alex.”

This had me on the floor laughing. Good stuff, man.

[lordwhttgr]

This had me on the floor laughing. Good stuff, man.

Did you notice Alex practicing his throw it out of bounds quick before they sack me too, on the sidelines while the altercation was going on?

[Ramendola16]

Did you notice Alex practicing his throw it out of bounds quick before they sack me too, on the sidelines while the altercation was going on?

Did Coach Singletary also give him some advice on how to successfully get owned by Chris Long as well? Because it would have been the best advice he had given all day!

[Jonze]

Good post, man - wow, it feels great to be a Rams fan today!

[lordwhttgr]

Did Coach Singletary also give him some advice on how to successfully get owned by Chris Long as well? Because it would have been the best advice he had given all day!

All I saw him say was " calm down"

["sb2sb2sb"]

Love it....Hahaha

[mikhal5569]

Wow, I was going to post almost the exact thing, but you beat me to it! How did you know?