Donnie Avery guarantees TD Dance

[The Common Man]

"I'm going to do some kind of dance," said Avery, the rookie from the University of Houston. "There's going to be a 100-percent guarantee I'm going to dance."

Avery declined to provide a preview for the media Thursday, but noted: "You'll see it Sunday. I'm still memorizing what dance technique or routine I'm going to do."

I just joined here to see what the word around Rams camp was... i wasn't gonna talk smack, and i wasn't gonna do anything but lurk....

But is this loser serious? 3 catches for 24 yards on the year... and we're making guarantees?

Obviously if you upset the Bills and he scores a TD it looks cool... but what are the odds of that?

What is the worst way this could end.... Rams get blown out and Avery doesn't score?

Nope.... Rams get blown out, Avery catches a long TD late to make it say... 38-10.... and Avery does his lame TD dance anyway....

I actually hope that happens.... he'll look like such a fool.

[RamsInfiniti]

One, why come here just to post crap?

Two, say hello to the red button ...

Three, please leave ...

[OldSchoolRamFan]

One, why come here just to post crap?

Two, say hello to the red button ...

Three, please leave ...

Not quite sure that deserved the "red button," but I definitely disagree with his take. I'd LOVE to see the young rookie have a chance to dance, hell this team needs some kind of fire. And if he really wants to dance, then he'll have to get his happy ass into the endzone and I'm totally OK with that. Heck, I might even dance right along with him..

[VegasRam]

I just joined here to see what the word around Rams camp was... i wasn't gonna talk smack, and i wasn't gonna do anything but lurk....

But is this loser serious? 3 catches for 24 yards on the year... and we're making guarantees?

Obviously if you upset the Bills and he scores a TD it looks cool... but what are the odds of that?

What is the worst way this could end.... Rams get blown out and Avery doesn't score?

Nope.... Rams get blown out, Avery catches a long TD late to make it say... 38-10.... and Avery does his lame TD dance anyway....

I actually hope that happens.... he'll look like such a fool.

Hey - welcome. Where 'ya been?

Oh, wait, that's right, the Bills have SUCKED for about 15 years, but with a devastated Pats team and 3 wins, now you're worldbeaters.

He gauranteed a dance IF he scored, moron.

See ya'.

[CaliGirlRamsFan]

Ahh, a classless act. Do you need the tour to find the exit door? Here, I will do you the honor of providing you with it since you seem to be lost.

OK. You are here....Leave the door that say's *Exit*, (It's a big sign, you certainly cannot miss it unless you really are as dumb as you sound.)

You then turn<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<(That is left, bye the way). You will go down a long hall, (We provide restrooms on the way),................When you come to another BIG Exit sign, you will then follow the arrow. That would be this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in case you missed it.

Wala! You are almost out, but don't stop untill you get your lovely departing gift from Scotty. It is a *Football 101 classic book*.

Have a nice day now.

[TekeRam]

And I sure as goodness hope we get multiple 15 yard excessive celebration penalties from his TD dance!

[GreatestShow99]

[supachump]

I actually hope that happens.... he'll look like such a fool.

Not as foolish as posting this on a Rams board as your first post.

Go home.

[DieHard23]

Wow. little rough? Is he even a Bills fan?

[faulk2jackson]

Wow. little rough? Is he even a Bills fan?

We are pissed off enough at our team as it is. The last thing we need is for some loser whatever fan to come here and tick us off.

[DieHard23]

We are pissed off enough at our team as it is. The last thing we need is for some loser whatever fan to come here and tick us off.

Good enough for me! GET HIM!!!

[punahou]

aside from a non-Rams fan posting about this:

Im not a fan of showboating

Hence people like Terrel Owens I have always disliked as an example.

Just like holdingout, NOTHING good comes from pre game showboating

as demonstrated by that Pittsburgh DB

and again--- actions speak louder than words

You want to dance in the end zone and fire your team up?

get there and do it in the game and keep those thoughts to yourself.

evertime I see pre game promises all that ever happens is the JINX.



Andnow that Ive JINXED the JINX, it should cancel out Avery's comments and allow him to get in the end zone.

[Officer Farva]

LMAO you do realize that the 2nd pic is a GOOD play for the Bills, right?

[Goldenfleece]

aside from a non-Rams fan posting about this:

Im not a fan of showboating

Hence people like Terrel Owens I have always disliked as an example.

Just like holdingout, NOTHING good comes from pre game showboating

as demonstrated by that Pittsburgh DB

and again--- actions speak louder than words

You want to dance in the end zone and fire your team up?

get there and do it in the game and keep those thoughts to yourself.

evertime I see pre game promises all that ever happens is the JINX.



Andnow that Ive JINXED the JINX, it should cancel out Avery's comments and allow him to get in the end zone.

I've always tried to draw a line between taunting and enjoying the game. Up until Chad Johns--I mean Ocho Cinco started griping about how his team didn't appreciate him, I actually enjoyed his antics. He was just being goofy and celebrating, which sounds like the kind of thing Avery intends. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little celebration to share the moment with the crowd, especially when you've got a team like say the Bengals or (alas) the Rams who don't always have that much to celebrate these days. The difference is whether you're showing off/disrespecting the other team (a la Terrell Owens) or just trying to have fun.

[Officer Farva]

I think this is a dumb move, but it's Avery's move. For a guy who has yet to reach the quarter century mark on the season, and has 0 TDs, he's more than likely going to end up looking like a fool.