The End Of The World As We Know It

**RamsFanSam** · -11-25-2007

In a little over an hour, the ball will be kicked, starting the Rams-Hawks game. Of course, we are the 'dogs in this one. Then again...we were the 'dogs two weeks ago in New Orleans.
I have a feeling we're going to be 3-8 by 3:30 today.

Then I will tune in the Tards-whiners game. Kurt has been 7-0 against the whiners. Today it will probably be 8 in a row for Kurt.

Have you thought of the implications? If both the Rams and the Tards win today, we'll only be three games out of first in the west with 5 games to go. Unbelievably, we're still in the hunt with our record.

Even more disturbing is the fact that the Tards have a legitimate chance at winning the division, especially considering that a win by both us and the Tards will put them back in the lead.

If 'Zona wins the division, this will certainly be a sign of the Apocalypse.

What next? Alien invasion? President Jesse Jackson? Catapulting kittens to the moon?

Its almost incomprehensible...