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    Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    More Bad News For Rams Following Alien Attack
    Don T. Belevit, Staff Reporter
    September 14, 2007

    The news went from bad to worse today as the entire Rams roster was abducted by an alien armada, thought to be from the planet Pluto, during this morning's workout.

    "It really was a shock," Candy Getwurse, the front desk manager at the nearby Drury Inn, stated. "First there was a big shadow, then a flash of light, and suddenly, the team was reported missing.

    The Rams have elected not to forfeit this week's game against San Francisco despite this unfortunate incident. Instead, the team will hold tryouts for replacement players at 3:30 this afternoon.

    "The pickings will be slim," interim head coach Hugh Gotabekidinme stated, "but we have to move forward."

    Reports that Bill Belichick was involved in this matter remain unconfirmed.


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    Re: Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    More Bad News For Rams Following Alien Attack
    Don T. Belevit, Staff Reporter
    September 14, 2007

    The news went from bad to worse today as the entire Rams roster was abducted by an alien armada, thought to be from the planet Pluto, during this morning's workout.

    "It really was a shock," Candy Getwurse, the front desk manager at the nearby Drury Inn, stated. "First there was a big shadow, then a flash of light, and suddenly, the team was reported missing.

    The Rams have elected not to forfeit this week's game against San Francisco despite this unfortunate incident. Instead, the team will hold tryouts for replacement players at 3:30 this afternoon.

    "The pickings will be slim," interim head coach Hugh Gotabekidinme stated, "but we have to move forward."

    Reports that Bill Belichick was involved in this matter remain unconfirmed.
    By chance did anyone get a video of this abduction?

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    Re: Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    The way things are going at the moment it really wouldn't surprise me! LOL..

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    Re: Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    Reports that Bill Belichick was involved in this matter remain unconfirmed.
    That explains the two suspicious guys video taping during Training Camp. Now look what happened!

    I'm sure those two could be tracked flying back to New England.

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    Re: Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    Damnit I could not get a flight till 1:45 pacific standard time. You think they will still let me try out?
    LET'S GO DODGERS

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    Re: Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    I wanna be the quarterback!
    LA RAMMER

    It's Jim not Chris
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8

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    Re: Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    Quote Originally Posted by LA Rammer View Post
    I wanna be the quarterback!
    With guys walking off the street to protect you? Rather you than me...

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    Re: Entire Rams Roster Abducted By Plutonians: Team To Hold Tryouts Today

    Quote Originally Posted by laram0 View Post
    By chance did anyone get a video of this abduction?


    I think the patriots had someone there already, so it should be surfacing within the next few days.

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