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    Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    We are 0-4. I can't stand this...we are Rams fans! We should be the hottest team in the NFC right now!

    I'm mad....really mad. I'm just not mad enough to join S.L.O.P. yet. So, for those like me who hope to see Linehan reach into his hat and pull out a winning season, I am establishing "F.A.R.T.S." - Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season.

    I'm not saying it's time to tar and feather Linehan. I'm just tired of the team stinking so bad.


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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    lol....F.A.R.T.S....now that is funny.
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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    Sam, surely that is an organization that 100% of us can get behind. At our core, we're all FARTS. We are old FARTS, young FARTS, male FARTS, female FARTS, smart FARTS and stupid FARTS. Tear away all the bloviating discourse and windy debates......you're left with nothing but FARTS.

    As such, I feel this group needs a support system. There needs to be something in place to serve as a buttress to the FARTS. A society.....For All The FARTS!!!

    That's right, FAT FARTS.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    Perfect timing for "F BROWNS" return.

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    I'm surprised most of the clan members here are being silent but deadly on this matter. Perhaps we need to pull a few fingers around here to get things moving. I mean, this thread is so quiet I bet you could hear General Colon Bowel barking orders to his troops a mile away.

    I am really tired of hearing Linehan blow smoke out his backside instead of plugging up the holes in the Offense.

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    I was thinking maybe "We've Endured Trauma"! Meaning that not only is FAT FARTS, but "WET FAT FARTS, and that just stinks!!

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    Well, it's good to see that many of you haven't lost your sense of humor during these trying times....

    Funny, very funny.
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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    If we can't go deep into the playoffs, I personally wouldn't mind if we ended up with the number one pick next year.

    It's about time we sat at the top of the draft and listened to all the offers. But for God sakes, lets not have another middle of the pack season, and end up with a pick to low to get the player we really want.

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    I want to win any games that we can. I never believe in playing for the best draft pick.
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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaRam View Post
    I want to win any games that we can. I never believe in playing for the best draft pick.

    If I were a player I might tend to go with that philosophy. But as a fan, if I'm faced with the prospect of losing out on a particular player I know will make an immediate impact, because my record would be 5-11 instead of 4-12, you can best believe I'll be rooting for my team to lose that final meaningless game.

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    Sam, surely that is an organization that 100% of us can get behind. At our core, we're all FARTS. We are old FARTS, young FARTS, male FARTS, female FARTS, smart FARTS and stupid FARTS. Tear away all the bloviating discourse and windy debates......you're left with nothing but FARTS.

    As such, I feel this group needs a support system. There needs to be something in place to serve as a buttress to the FARTS. A society.....For All The FARTS!!!

    That's right, FAT FARTS.
    sounds like something from a Dr. Seuss book.

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    FARTS is an excellent innovation. I urge everyone to get behind this initiative by being Fans Against Repeating Terrible Season In Normal Gametime. This should start this week end with the Arizona game. Me, I'll be FARTING through the whole thing...

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    Fartsing? I don't think that one works.

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    Re: Fans Against Repeating a Terrible Season!

    Quote Originally Posted by RedArcher7 View Post
    Fartsing? I don't think that one works.
    Perhaps it comes out a bit different across the pond......
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