Greatest Test Lies Ahead For Spag Nuolo

[BernieM]

For Spag Nuolo, Greatest Test Lies Ahead
Bernie's Grits
March 24, 2009

As some of you dolts may have noticed, I haven't said much about the Rams' offseason this year. Truth is, I've been very busy. In addition to moving to a new radio station and preparing for Cardinals baseball, I've been working hard to perfect recipes for my new franchise, BernieM's Fried Snickers Emporium. Our primary confection, called the "B.M." for short, should be available at kiosks throughout the St. Louis Metro area this Summer.

That said, I've kept an eye on the Rams too. I see that they've cut ties with Torry Holt and Orando Pace. Clearly, these moves are designed to remove all ties to the Mike Martz era. They've also signed a couple of players, though I don't recall their names (my notes are on the other side of the office, and I don't feel like getting up to look at them).

Still, the new coach, Spag Nuolo, has yet to come. He has yet to confront the most important person in the life of any Rams' Head Coach. Namely... me. Coach Nuolo has not demonstrated that he understands just how important I am. He has not shown that he is aware of the fact that all information must go through me, or else. He does not yet seem to accept the fact that I've destroyed Rams Head Coaches before, and I can do it again.

Let's hope that Coach Nuolo figures out what is important, before its too late.

[AvengerRam]

Man, how did this guy get a Rep Power of 5?

[unorthodox1999]

What an idiot..

[RamsInfiniti]

I don't know but I can think of an easy way to decrease it!

[laram0]

Man, how did this guy get a Rep Power of 5?

Av, you have to admit that first paragraph is funny.

[AvengerRam]

I suppose so. I just wonder why he writes stuff here. Seems like he should stick to the PD.

[laram0]

I suppose so. I just wonder why he writes stuff here. Seems like he should stick to the PD.

Give the guy some credit. He knows like everyone else that the Clan is the place to read about the ST. LOUIS RAMS!

[Mooselini]

Why do you think you're almighty? Your job isn't that hard to do...

[VegasRam]

Is it just me , or...did y'all get together somewhere?
(As in, not only am I not a member....I don't even know the name of the club).

[Azul e Oro]

Actually, a fried snickers with a couple dollops of ice cream would give me more pleasure than anything Mickle-ass (sp?...) or his cranially-stunted doppelganger posting above would ever give me.

Probably be easier to digest as well. Ironic that said BM confection would make a firmer stool than a BM column.

Disgusting but ironic.

[txramsfan]

BernieM is AWESOME. He should post a lot more don't you think so Av?

LOL

[RamsInfiniti]

Amazing how this beautiful piece of sarcasm just goes right over some heads ....

[Rookie]

yuck, yuck, yuck.....

sarcasm

[HUbison]

What a tool !!! Why would you want to ruin your team's new head coach.

And what a lazy bum, can't even get up out of his chair to get his facts.

Putting the Cards above the Rams typical St. Louis area resident.

Yea, you tell'em, partner!

[Rookie]

Man, how did this guy get a Rep Power of 5?

His name is pirateing off a well known journalist. Also, look at the public profile he is not a fan of the Rams. He is from Abu Dhabi;United Arab Emirates. Only thing he knows about football is that it relates to soccer in his mind.