Have you noticed how much I hate Steven Jackson?

Man, I really hate Steven Jackson. Not sure why. Maybe he ignored me when I wanted a quote. Maybe I just don't like dreadlocks. Not sure. Still, I can't help myself. I just feel compelled to write things like this:

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so far Jackson has done his finest and hardest running in commercials.

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I know, I know. That was supposed to be an article about Linehan. But I just felt the need to take a shot at Jackson. You should read my Pressbox message board too. Man, I'm really letting Jackson have it there. For example:

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Jackson ought to quit missing his blitz pick-up assignments before he starts criticizing anyone else at Rams Park.

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Oooh! Burned him there! How about this one?

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Jackson would have more sympathy from me if he actually ran hard all of the time. He doesn't.

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Isn't it great how I just ignore the fact that Jackson lead the NFL in total yards last year and how he's played 2 games this year with a decimated O line? What do I care! I'll just bash him anyway! Who's gonna stop me? Hahahahaha!

Truth is, since I get to write my drivel for public consumption, I can just gloss over anything I want. I'll just keep repeating inane comments about Jackson's commercial success. In fact, I started that a couple of weeks ago with this one:

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Perhaps Jackson will better understand that to be considered great, you have to do more than have one big season. You have to do more than promote yourself.

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Alright, I'll tell you all the truth, here's a quote that reveals why I really hate Jackson:

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You have to do more than take cheap shots at Marshall Faulk in interviews.

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You see, I liked Marshall. Marshall would talk to me. Give me quotes. And, now, Marshall may help me get hooked up with the national media. So I'm not gonna let some young punk bad mouth my friend, Marshall.

No, I'm going to ruin him!

After all, that's what my job is for, right?

ummmm wow r u serious????? that was werid, Well Steven is a nice guy my uncle went to school with him and they r great friends.... i knw he is a nice guy but i do agree with u he needs to stop bashing marshall!!!! Even when your at his house eaten and my uncle and him r talken bout the old day he always finds a way to bring marshall into the conversation!!!!! ALWAYS!!!! but other than the mashall point i love the man even though hes not to good at madden!!!!

GET off the mans back!, he's are franchise RB and he seems to be the only RAM who wants to WIN!!. why does alot of RAM fan seems to have something against the NFL's top #2 RB

Someone is having fun tonight.

man, some people need to re-install their humour drive...

hehehee, ah I love it when people dont get it ......... ;)

Somebody told me that Bernie was talking on the radio about how mad he was that Nike gave Jackson that commercial. Apparently, Bernie thought he should have been featured.

Hee hee!

I'm at it again!

Did you see this in my column today!

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The NFL isn’t a Nike commercial. In the real game, backs have to make blocks and run hard and take care of business on the field.

And before hollering at the coach over the job he’s doing, make sure that you’re doing your own job to the best of your ability.

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That will show him!

Apparently, "Miklasz" is Armenian for "broken record."

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Originally Posted by BernieM

You see, I liked Marshall. Marshall would talk to me. Give me quotes. And, now, Marshall may help me get hooked up with the national media. So I'm not gonna let some young punk bad mouth my friend, Marshall.

No, I'm going to ruin him!

After all, that's what my job is for, right?

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So basically, you don't like Jackson because he took shots at Faulk. So to get back at Jackson YOU"RE GOING TO TAKE SHOTS AT HIM?!!?

Wow, thats not hypocritcial at all. :(

I don't condone Jacksons shots at Faulk. I think they may have been a little warranted actually but I still think they were unnecessary. But I don't see how you even come close to having the right to take shots back at Jackson. I'd love to see you try and pick up a Patrick Willis blitz.

For purpose of board edification.....

sat·ire - [sat-ahyuhr] –noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

car·i·ca·ture - [kar-i-kuh-cher, -choor] –noun 1. a picture, description, etc., ludicrously exaggerating the peculiarities or defects of persons or things

lam·poon - [lam-poon] –noun 1. a sharp, often virulent satire directed against an individual or institution; a work of literature, art, or the like, ridiculing severely the character or behavior of a person, society, etc.

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Originally Posted by RamDez

hehehee, ah I love it when people dont get it ......... ;)

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Yea me too. Hilarious.

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I don't condone Jacksons shots at Faulk. I think they may have been a little warranted actually but I still think they were unnecessary. But I don't see how you even come close to having the right to take shots back at Jackson. I'd love to see you try and pick up a Patrick Willis blitz.

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I agree 100%!!! Thats Patrick Willis!!!!
You try it,if you think its so easy thats Patrick Willis!!!! The rookie:)

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Originally Posted by itsguud

I'd love to see you try and pick up a Patrick Willis blitz.

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He'd just make Willis run around him. That would buy Bulger at least 30 seconds.

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Originally Posted by HUbison

For purpose of board edification.....

sat·ire - [sat-ahyuhr] –noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

car·i·ca·ture - [kar-i-kuh-cher, -choor] –noun 1. a picture, description, etc., ludicrously exaggerating the peculiarities or defects of persons or things

lam·poon - [lam-poon] –noun 1. a sharp, often virulent satire directed against an individual or institution; a work of literature, art, or the like, ridiculing severely the character or behavior of a person, society, etc.

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Oooooh! We're all impressed, College Boy!

Just what are you trying to imply?

Never mind! You're banned from this thread!