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    Hekker

    In my poor attempt to try to shift the focus to other team needs....


    How many shanked punts are we gonna get from this guy? We need a new punter! Along with a new safety.


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    Re: Hekker

    Not to advertise my self... But I have played punter in the past and at least I can punt it consistently...

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    Re: Hekker

    He can be amazing.

    He can be average and he can be bad. Wild inconsistency from both our kickers right now. That attempted FG couldn't have been more of a shank if he picked it up and threw it out of bounds.

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    Re: Hekker

    That's what you get for drafting a 'Ginger' . . . .

    It's always a gamble. That pasty skin, the freckles, the inane grinning face. An inability to tan properly.

    I'm telling you, it all adds up to effect punting consistancy.

    ;oP
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    Re: Hekker

    Quote Originally Posted by UK Ramfan 83 View Post
    That's what you get for drafting a 'Ginger' . . . .

    It's always a gamble. That pasty skin, the freckles, the inane grinning face. An inability to tan properly.

    I'm telling you, it all adds up to effect punting consistancy.

    ;oP
    I take it you are not Irish?

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    Re: Hekker

    I knew drafting a ginger punter was a bad idea. He has no soul. We need a black punter. Black people have a lot of soul.

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    Hekker

    Quote Originally Posted by UK Ramfan 83 View Post
    That's what you get for drafting a 'Ginger' . . . .

    It's always a gamble. That pasty skin, the freckles, the inane grinning face. An inability to tan properly.

    I'm telling you, it all adds up to effect punting consistancy.

    ;oP
    Gingers have no Souls...

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    Re: Hekker

    Hekker-thatsracist.jpg

    Guys we do not need such things on this forum...
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    Re: Hekker

    Don't need to be Irish to be a 'Gwar' or a 'Minta' or a 'Geeeyange'

    Love them or hate them Gingers shouldnt be punters. Just biscuits. (Sorry, cookies to you lot)

    Mwah! Ha Ha!

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    Re: Hekker

    Quote Originally Posted by UK Ramfan 83 View Post
    Don't need to be Irish to be a 'Gwar' or a 'Minta' or a 'Geeeyange'

    Love them or hate them Gingers shouldnt be punters. Just biscuits. (Sorry, cookies to you lot)

    Mwah! Ha Ha!
    What the hell is this guy trying to say? Must be Limey speak?
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    Re: Hekker

    Wotcher mate!

    Tis indeed me ol' cock sparrow! A touch of the old slang for our red headed chums.
    Gor blimey, tis just a barrell o' laughs mucker! Now't more than that.

    Honest guv...

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