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    Re: I hate the *****

    Quote Originally Posted by ZiaRam View Post
    LOL!! I love YOU Guys!!!! ^^^^^ You just made my very bad day turn good! Thankyou..
    At that I'll leave you some other ones...

    Q. What do the ***** and opossums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    Q. Knock knock
    Who's there.
    Owen
    Owen Who?
    A. Oh an' 10.

    A San Francisco couple were embroiled in a messy divorce, with child custody being the primary issue. The judge in the case called for their son, Billy, to come to the stand to learn his preferences in terms of who he would stay with.

    "Now, Billy" began the judge "would you like to live with your mommy?"

    "Please, no!" cried Billy, "My mommy beats me!!"

    "Oh dear!" replied the judge "so then you'd rather live with your father?"

    "No, he beats me even more than my mommy!" exclaimed the child

    At a loss, the judge asked "in that case, if it were up to you, who would you live with?"

    "The San Francisco ***** .... they don't beat ANYBODY!!"



    Q. How do the ***** count to 16?

    A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10, 0-11, 0-12, 0-13, 0-14, 0-15, 0-16
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    Re: I hate the *****

    Quote Originally Posted by RAMK1NG View Post
    Q. How do the ***** count to 16?

    A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10, 0-11, 0-12, 0-13, 0-14, 0-15, 0-16
    A new one (at least to me)! Nice.
    This space for rent...

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    Re: I hate the *****

    Ah nhate the whiners and always have. nuff said


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