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    If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    1st move Lewis to fullback and call him freezerburn. :tongue:


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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    As was said by styx-you got to much time on your hands!

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    Come on give me some input.Be serious if you want to.

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    I would hope that the members of the offensive line didn't try to sit on me at the same time. Couches are not made to hold that kind of weight.

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    "Now look at them bozos,
    that's the way ya do it..."

    If I were the head couch, I'd get me a big potato.

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    If I were the head couch I'd probably just sit there. I mean that's all couches do right?

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    Quote Originally Posted by theodus69
    As was said by styx-you got to much time on your hands!
    Quote Originally Posted by radjohns
    I would hope that the members of the offensive line didn't try to sit on me at the same time. Couches are not made to hold that kind of weight.
    Quote Originally Posted by coybacon
    "Now look at them bozos,
    that's the way ya do it..."

    If I were the head couch, I'd get me a big potato.

    http://www.spellcheck.net/
    Quote Originally Posted by ZZR
    If I were the head couch I'd probably just sit there. I mean that's all couches do right?
    Man, tough crowd today! Poor psycho...misspells one word and he has to get razzed about it!

    But if I were the head couch, I would try to accessorize with some lovely throw pillows. :tongue:
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    I think I would get a matching blue loveseat and gold recliner to join me.
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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    I don't know why but this thread had me laughing out loud. Good show gent's.

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    If I were Head Couch, the first thing I would do is change my title to Sofa King.


    Then I'd hold a press conference and announce:

    "I'm Sofa King great!"
    "I'm Sofa King awesome!"
    "I'm Sofa King ready to take on the challenge of leading the Rams to victory!"

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    If I were the head couch, yay da de da de da de da de da dum
    All day long I'd carry people's bums, if I were the head coach
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    ESPN Reporter: So, what's up Kyle Turley's arse?

    Rams Head Couch: How should I know?

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    Let's revisit, shall we ...

    Quote Originally Posted by PsychoBabble

    "... that's the way ya do it ...(... when ya do it hardcore)"
    Quote Originally Posted by Illegal Substance's chorus ...

    Step, Step, Step, to the floor
    Step, Step, Step, to the floor
    Step, Step, Step, to the floor
    Thatís how we do it when we do it hardcore

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    If I were head couch, I would beg Pace to please lean up against the wall during contract negotiations!!! :redface: Couldn't resist, sorry!!!

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    Re: If I were the head couch of thRams I would

    Quote Originally Posted by RammieGirl
    If I were head couch, I would beg Pace to please lean up against the wall during contract negotiations!!! :redface: Couldn't resist, sorry!!!
    It's the offseason, no need to apologize.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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