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    I'm thinking of buying the Rams... but I have some preconditions.

    Wow. What a weekend. Who would have thought, when I left work Friday night, that in the span of two days, I'd win Powerball, go to Vegas, put all my money on the Magic to beat the Cavs, double my winnings, bet the total on one spin of the roulette wheel, win again, and wake up Monday morning as a billionaire.

    Now, with all this money to spend, I receive more good news - the Rams are now for sale and buyers outside of Missouri will be considered... NO PRECONDITIONS!

    Well, I am interested in buying the team, and I'm willing to put up $1 Billion (which is only 10% of my winnings) if MY PRECONDITIONS are met. They are as follows:

    1. The team will remain in St. Louis (sorry L.A. fans). I will build a new stadium that will have a retractable dome and a natural grass field. Fans from Los Angeles willing to travel for home games will receive a 50% discount on tickets and a free jersey of their choice.

    2. Michael Vick will NEVER be a Ram.

    3. The team will go back to wearing the uniform worn by the 1979 team.

    4. Bernie Miklasz will be banned from Rams Park, and will have his press credentials rescinded. If he wants to go to a home game, he can buy a ticket.

    5. Drum line - gone.

    6. The jersey number 80 will be retired in honor of Henry Ellard and Isaac Bruce.

    7. Corey Chavous will be offered a job as a scout.

    8. A panel consisting of HUbison, BigRedMan, txramsfan, and an "at large" judge to be selected on an annual basis will take on the task of evaluating and selecting cheerleaders.

    9. Dez will be named Director of International Relations for the team.

    10. ClanRam will become the official fan site of the Rams.


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    Re: I'm thinking of buying the Rams... but I have some preconditions.

    what about a "Bash" box

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    Re: I'm thinking of buying the Rams... but I have some preconditions.

    Ooooh... good idea.

    A Bash box with all-you-can-eat wings and toasted ravs!

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    Re: I'm thinking of buying the Rams... but I have some preconditions.

    nice to hear of the growth in your fortune. way to go-

    Hey, by the way, i hear you guys need a photographer! I mean, someone's got to get close up shots for HUb, BigRed, TX to make proper evaluations of the talent, am i right? Oh, and I'm totally a 4 pillars guy- character all the way. I even take pictures while hurt, willing to click thru the pain.

    Sooooo, whaddya think? I got the job?

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    Re: I'm thinking of buying the Rams... but I have some preconditions.

    Quote Originally Posted by RamDez View Post
    what about a "Bash" box
    and where's the ClanRam Restaurant/Bar?...members only.

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    Re: I'm thinking of buying the Rams... but I have some preconditions.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    4. Bernie Miklasz will be banned from Rams Park, and will have his press credentials rescinded. If he wants to go to a home game, he can buy a ticket.

    "....a ticket." That's one seat right?

    8. A panel consisting of HUbison, BigRedMan, txramsfan, and an "at large" judge to be selected on an annual basis will take on the task of evaluating and selecting cheerleaders.
    Hate to be rude, but are poles and beer involved here? If so, where do I apply.
    Semper Fi!

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