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    From the Job Posting Board at Rams Park

    HELP WANTED

    Head Coach
    Seeking candidates able to start January 2, 2006.
    Qualifications:
    • Ability to build strong defense.
    • Demonstrated reluctance to use time outs and challenges early in games.
    • Deferential attitude towards superiors.
    Please submit applications c/o Samir Suleiman, Al-Bakar Business School for Mercenaries, Opa-Laka, Florida.

    Defensive Coordinator
    Seeking candidates able to start January 3, 2006.
    Qualifications:
    • No prior personal relationship with any Head Coach candidates.
    • Nor prior relationship with the Arizona Cardinals.
    • Proponents of the Marmie-style defense need not apply.
    Defenders
    Multiple openings in positions of DE, OLB, MLB, CB, SS and FS.
    Qualifications:
    • Demonstrated understanding of difference between "bumping" and "tackling."
    • Must not be described as "undersized," "tweener," "project," "workout warrior," or "reach."
    • Applicants who like making QBs and receivers cry preferred.
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    Re: From the Job Posting Board at Rams Park

    When you suggest that the candidate should start jan 3, 2005, are you asking for a mulligan on this entire season, which i would support 100%.

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: From the Job Posting Board at Rams Park

    D'oh!!!!

    I meant 2006, of course.

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    Re: From the Job Posting Board at Rams Park

    Thats is one of yout best to date, I would rather laugh then cry.

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    Re: From the Job Posting Board at Rams Park

    Coach John Carrey D-coach Hillary Clinton( don't think she even likes men) And the Breakfast club! Nahhh We,d probably get the same results. Then again.....
    I stopped going to the dentist.......I got tired of the cavity searches!

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