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    (joke post) Breaking news! (It has the PD board buzzing!)

    My sources have revealed the following:

    *The Rams may or may not have interest in trading their first pick for additional draft choices or veteran players. While there are no talks currently going on apart from those that have not been revealed to outside sources, the likelihood is that talks may very well heat up at some point before the draft, resulting in the Rams either selecting a player with the first pick or making their first selection later.

    *If the Eagles decide to trade Michael Vick, the Rams are one of several teams who are definitely going to consider the possibility of evaluating whether an offer might or might not be made to obtain his services.

    *The Rams like Ndamukong Suh very much, but there are also some in the building who like Gerald McCoy. If the Rams decide to take a DT with their first pick, and assuming they have one of the top 3 selections, there is a percentage chance that one of these players will be wearing the horns next year.

    *The pending sale of the Rams to Shahid Khan will not impact the Rams' offseason plans except to the extent that private communications that we are not privy to dictate otherwise.

    *The Rams, who will have a significant presence at the Combine and Pro Day workouts, will not alter their rankings of players, which have not been completed as of this date, in any material way, except to the extent that players distinguish themselves or reveal substantial flaws in the various prospects who have not yet been fully evaluated to date.

    *Insiders agree that the Rams will have to make solid personnel choices this offseason, as the recent losing ways are considered unsatisfactory by those close to the team. Additionally, a turnaround season may be necessary to quell the criticism that has come from former Rams players at the urging of certain columnists who have their finger on the pulse of the sources of anecdotal conventional wisdom.

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    Re: Breaking news!

    Man you're quick Bernie. I just ran out to pick-up lunch for the office and heard all of this on one the NFL Talk shows via my car radio.

    Nice job posting this immediately!!!! You beat me to it.

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    Re: Breaking news!

    Man - can that Bernie guy equivocate, or what?

    Hell, he could have been a lawyer.
    Last edited by VegasRam; -02-25-2010 at 12:00 PM.
    "the Heart Lies and the Head Plays Tricks with us, but the Eyes See True".

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    Re: Breaking news!

    So when are they giving you the Pulitzer, for investigative journalism?

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    Re: Breaking news!

    Is this a joke......or am i missing something here?

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    Re: Breaking news!

    Quote Originally Posted by LARAM View Post
    Is this a joke......or am i missing something here?
    Both, it would appear.
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    Re: Breaking news!

    Quote Originally Posted by laram0 View Post
    Man you're quick Bernie. I just ran out to pick-up lunch for the office and heard all of this on one the NFL Talk shows via my car radio.

    Nice job posting this immediately!!!! You beat me to it.
    LOL!! this is all new to me.
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    Re: Breaking news!

    I LOLed!!!!

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    Re: Breaking news!

    I feel .... enlightened.

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    Re: Breaking news!

    Bernie you totally weren't about a week late on any of this. Neither are you rehashing old news! We totally didn't talk about ANY of this on Clan Ram for the past 2 weeks

    seriously!

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    Re: Breaking news!

    "Interesting" discussion of Bernie's "column" can be found here:

    Interesting read by Bernie on Rams trading down and more | Sports Forums - Rams Talk | STLtoday

    (WARNING: For those of you who get the joke, I recommend that you don't take a big sip of soda before reading the linked thread. You may end up needed to clean your monitor if you do!)

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    Re: Breaking news!

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    "Interesting" discussion of Bernie's "column" can be found here:

    Interesting read by Bernie on Rams trading down and more | Sports Forums - Rams Talk | STLtoday

    (WARNING: For those of you who get the joke, I recommend that you don't take a big sip of soda before reading the linked thread. You may end up needed to clean your monitor if you do!)
    Holy..... That's...... Interesting

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    Re: Breaking news!

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    "Interesting" discussion of Bernie's "column" can be found here:

    Interesting read by Bernie on Rams trading down and more | Sports Forums - Rams Talk | STLtoday

    (WARNING: For those of you who get the joke, I recommend that you don't take a big sip of soda before reading the linked thread. You may end up needed to clean your monitor if you do!)
    I swear.....I lose a little more faith in humanity everyday that passes. Looks like the monkeys found the obelisk over at the PD boards. A bunch of knuckle draggin goofs see something but have no idea what to do with it or even how to process its existence.
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    Re: Breaking news!

    Quote Originally Posted by avengerram View Post
    "interesting" discussion of bernie's "column" can be found here:

    interesting read by bernie on rams trading down and more | sports forums - rams talk | stltoday

    (warning: For those of you who get the joke, i recommend that you don't take a big sip of soda before reading the linked thread. You may end up needed to clean your monitor if you do!)
    hahahahaha now thats funny!

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    Re: (joke post) Breaking news! (It has the PD board buzzing!)

    This was all a joke?

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