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    Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    Here is the transcript:

    Hi. I'm John Shaw. Have you ever dreamed about being an NFL Head Coach, but thought, "well, I just don't have the experience!" Well, put those thoughts aside and come on down to:

    Crazy John's School For Novice HCs!

    That's right. You too can be an NFL Head Coach. And here's what you'll get:

    *Impunity for poor draft choices, free agent acquisitions and play calling! That's right. Suppose you like TEs. Take two in the draft! Sign a couple of free agents! And then, don't throw the ball to them!

    *Freedom to hire all your friends as players and assistants! And if things don't work out, blame them for all the team's failings and take away their duties!

    and

    *A three-year guarantee no matter how many games you lose!

    So what are you waiting for? Call now: 1-800-BAD-HIRE

    Operators are waiting. Call now!


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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    What's that number again? -Best Regards, Rich Brooks.
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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    thats good stuff

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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    wait come back john robinson

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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Here is the transcript:

    Hi. I'm John Shaw. Have you ever dreamed about being an NFL Head Coach, but thought, "well, I just don't have the experience!" Well, put those thoughts aside and come on down to:

    Crazy John's School For Novice HCs!

    That's right. You too can be an NFL Head Coach. And here's what you'll get:

    *Impunity for poor draft choices, free agent acquisitions and play calling! That's right. Suppose you like TEs. Take two in the draft! Sign a couple of free agents! And then, don't throw the ball to them!

    *Freedom to hire all your friends as players and assistants! And if things don't work out, blame them for all the team's failings and take away their duties!

    and

    *A three-year guarantee no matter how many games you lose!

    So what are you waiting for? Call now: 1-800-BAD-HIRE

    Operators are waiting. Call now!
    I tried calling but the line is always busy.

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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    It's funny because it's true...

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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    Its getting as old as Georgia.

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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    Ah, these infomercials! :x

    So many are simply too good to be true...

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    Re: Late Night Commercial Airing In Missouri

    Who would you have rather hired? Just curious because i dont recall a ton of objections at the time. I would also like to know if linehan gets any credit for anything good or just blame for stuff thats bad.

    ramming speed to all

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