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Linehan Has Quit On The Team
With Half a Season to Go, Linehan Has Quit
October 30, 2007
I decided to pay a visit to Rams Park to see how the team was holding up after a dismal first half of the season. I assumed that I would not, once again, find the team idle, as I had before the season started (See my preseason camp report). But, to my shock, there was little activity once again.
What I thought was arrogance on the part of this coaching staff had, by this point, revealed itself to be pure negligence. I tracked down Head Coach (for now) Scott Linehan and was able to get this quick interview with him:
Bernie: "Seems a bit quiet around here, Coach."
Linehan: "Does that surprise you?"
Bernie: "Kinda. I mean, this team has not won yet this year..."
Linehan: "--YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!?!"
Bernie: "Obviously you know that. So, do you think you'll get that first win this Sunday?"
Linehan: "This Sunday...? Of, course not. We,ve got a b--"
Bernie: "OH MY GOD! YOU'VE QUIT ON THE TEAM, HAVEN'T YOU!?!"
Linehan: "Um... no, we're not going to win this week because the schedule says we have a b--"
Bernie: "THIS IS UNBELIEVEABLE!!! I'M GOING TO EXPOSE YOU!!! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!"
Linehan: "Look. If you'd stop interrupting me you'd get it. Its very simple. There is no way we'll win this week because we have a b--"
Bernie: "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES!!! GOODBYE!!!"
So, that's how it is. Linehan isn't even going to try to get that first win this Sunday. He obviously doesn't care anymore.
Its sad, really. But at least I broke the story.
Re: Linehan Has Quit On The Team
Your slipping Bernie.
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