A list of the Rams' current problems, and the solutions thereto.

Problem: Steven Jackson hobbled by quad injury.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: Bartell out for the season.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: Issues with pass protection in Week 1.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: Potential long term loss of Danny Amendola.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: Robert Quinn off to a slow start.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: Fans who don't like the "Ram Rules" video.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: That guy in your office who takes shots at the Rams every time they lose.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: Sleeping in a bedroom apart from your Eagles fan wife.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

Problem: Chronic halitosis.
Solution: Scope.


The moral of the story. If you understand the Scope of the problem, you'd realize that a win on Monday against the Giants will go a long way to solving the rest.

The truth. I really expect to see some good ball against a banged up giants team. A win will silence almost everyone around here.

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If you understand the Scope of the problem

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Wow is this Mike on anybody, anybody.....

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Originally Posted by Rambos

Wow is this Mike on anybody, anybody.....

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I can't resist a good pun.


And I REALLY can't resist a bad one.

"IF" (and it's a big if) we can put the same amount of pressure on Eli that we did on Vick this game will be ours. Eli will take chances with the ball and we could see some int's/fumbles.

GO RAMS!!!

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Originally Posted by laram0

"IF" (and it's a big if) we can put the same amount of pressure on Eli that we did on Vick this game will be ours. Eli will take chances with the ball and we could see some int's/fumbles.

GO RAMS!!!

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By pressure I hope you mean constant 4-5 man rushes and not some sprinkles of 3-man rushes that made Vick look like Steve Young last game.

Nicely put AV, Rams basically need to put all their troubles aside and concentrate on getting the win on Monday night in the Meadowlands.
I'm hearing Danny Amendola wants to play against the Giants!
If Washington can beat the Giants with Rex Grossman, Rams have just as well a chance, under the circumstances.

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Originally Posted by laram0

"IF" (and it's a big if) we can put the same amount of pressure on Eli that we did on Vick this game will be ours. Eli will take chances with the ball and we could see some int's/fumbles.

GO RAMS!!!

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Im certain the Rams will be more likely to bring the heat on 3rd down. Versus Philly the Rams became cautious on 3rd down, only sending 3 linemen and hoping that Vick would struggle to beat us with his arm. His accuracy these days is way better than he is given credit for, and it cost the Rams. I fancy their will be a lot more heat(blitzes) dialed up with E.Manning under center.?
GO RAMS

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Originally Posted by GROUND DOG 39

Im certain the Rams will be more likely to bring the heat on 3rd down. Versus Philly the Rams became cautious on 3rd down, only sending 3 linemen and hoping that Vick would struggle to beat us with his arm. His accuracy these days is way better than he is given credit for, and it cost the Rams. I fancy their will be a lot more heat(blitzes) dialed up with E.Manning under center.?
GO RAMS

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As the game went on versus Philly, Vick all day in the pocket, with no Ram pressure around him what so ever. The Rams will have to build on their stamina, to maintain constant defensive pressure on their opponets for 4 quarters. Basically chasing Mike Vick can tire out most defenses in the NFL. Should be a different story going up against Eli. Looking forward to seeing Robert Quinn in the mix.

If we apply even half of the pressure we did last week Eli wont be playing the 2nd half of the game.

Problem: Sleeping in a bedroom apart from your Eagles fan wife.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.


+1

Agreed, a win on monday can settle us down a little bit. I mean most of us predicted going like 1-4 or 2-3 in the first 5 and still making the playoffs anyway.

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Originally Posted by clarasDK

Problem: Sleeping in a bedroom apart from your Eagles fan wife.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.


+1

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Not sure that this will solve this particular problem...:D Or then again, maybe it will because she wants the Giants to lose because she is an Eagles fan.

Never thought of that. A little sex also solves everything...

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Originally Posted by AvengerRam

Problem: Sleeping in a bedroom apart from your Eagles fan wife.
Solution: A win on Monday against the Giants.

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I hate your wife.

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Originally Posted by JPPDPurQB

I hate your wife.

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Patton Oswalt? Is that you, big fan ?