The missing piece that will allow the Rams to get their first win on Sunday...

[AvengerRam]

For the past few weeks, we've watched the Rams reach new lows, failing to win a single game in their first seven. We've discussed, debated, argued and fought over the question of where the problem truly lies. Injuries, key mistakes, poor playcalling, preseason nonchalance, bad coaching in general... all of these things have been proferred as potential reasons for the demise. Clearly, all these things have been factors, though the proportions may be uncertain.

Through it all, we've wondered... when will it end? What will prompt the team to finally break through and get their first win? What is the missing piece? Well, I figured it out...

ME!

Clearly, the Rams need me to be present at the Edward Jones Dome in order to get their first win of the season.

Need proof?

Well, last year, I was at the EJD for opening day, and what happened? The Rams won, of course.

So, I will do my part and attend this weekend. I'm sorry it took me so long to travel to St. Louis. Had I realized my significance to the team's success or failure, I would have gone sooner.

SO LONG SCREWIES....

SEE YA IN ST. LOUIS!!!!!

[ram3057]

AV,

Make sure you guys take over play calling duties while you're there!

GO RAMS!!!


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[keith m. klink]

DAMN MAN!!!! .. why couldn't you have gone when we were 0-2 . i guess we still need superhero's , thank you AVENGERRAM .

[viper]

If that's the case, you better get the tickets to the remaining 8 games and book your plane tickets quick!

[RealRam]

LOL... As they say, "whatever it takes!" Do it, please!


3057, good to see you!

[laram0]

S.L.A.P. and S.L.O.P. together again.

[theodus69]

Though your presense maybe needed, AV i don't think it's gonna help! If it does ,please send me some #'s for the Lotto! Thanks T-69

[RAM-BO]

Avenger ever heard of we not me?

[evil disco man]

AV,

Make sure you guys take over play calling duties while you're there!

GO RAMS!!!


:l

I encourage you to try to pull this off for the sake of a Rams' victory - but be very, very careful. JZ will try to block your phone calls, so you may need to use some trickery. Avenger and Nick could come up with something quasi-logical to confuse the bunch while HUbison and RamWraith hold Rams security at bay using their brute strength. Even if you get past JZ and his security, his henchman/hitman Samir Suleiman has a keen eye and a sharp knife, so watch your throats - it could get bloody. All is good as long as it results in a Rams victory, but we don't want any ClanRam martyrs. Godspeed and good luck! Tell Richie I said hi!

:l

-jake-

[THoltDaBest81]

Maybe the Rams Should Scout Me In Few More Years Considering I Will Be Playing Reciever or Possibly Conerback at Clemson in 2008.