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    A Musical Offseason Recap

    To the tune of Don McLean's "American Pie"

    Seems a long long time ago
    I can still remember Sehorn whiffing,
    Steve Smith scoring, then I cried
    And I knew we blew our chance
    To make it back to the big dance
    We barely even salvaged all our pride
    Then February made us shiver
    As Vinitiari again delivered
    More hate for Belichick
    And refs who don't call hand checks
    I can't remember if I cried when I read about
    Tom Brady's ride
    But it always crushes me inside
    The day, a season dies

    But my, my how the time it did fly
    Training camp's around the corner
    Soon the balls they will fly
    Mike Martz's still coach
    and now Bulger's the guy
    Soon the Rams will give it one more try
    The Rams they soon will give it one more try

    Did Kurt read the book too much?
    And were the coaches out of touch?
    Did the Bible make him throw?
    Or did injuries just take their toll
    Will New York give a starting roll
    And can Eli be coaxed to take it real slow?

    Well I know that some of us miss him
    But its time for Marc to sink or swim
    Try to fill some big shoes
    Its his job to win or lose

    Then one night Leonard ran out of luck
    He should not have taken those keys to his truck
    Saw the red lights flash and screamed "Oh f---k!!!"
    And now, he'll again be tried

    We all are singing...

    My my, how the time it did fly
    Can we get through this long offseason
    Soon the balls they will fly
    Martz still is here
    and Marshall's still the guy
    Soon the Blue and Gold will be ready to try
    The Rams soon will be ready to try

    Helter skelter in a draft day swelter
    Steve Jackson fell to St. Louis' shelter
    He's the guy to give us mass
    And Hargrove in round three had class
    he's here to help us rush the pass
    With Jeff Smoker, on the sideline, without grass
    Now the Chiller's Dad's named Ram so we assume
    He'll fit right in, and Shivers too
    When they all get the chance
    To help us get to the big dance
    Can't wait for them to all finally take the field
    And fight for jobs, they just can't yield
    In the season, all will be revealed
    We hope, they picked, good guys

    [chorus]

    We love the team in Gold and Blue
    the old players and young ones too
    We look forward to the day
    When we can cheer for a champ once more
    The NFL's best team that we adore
    "We're number 1" are the words that we will say
    They are the greatest of all teams
    We can't wait to see Mad Mike's new schemes
    Marc Bulger the soft spoken
    Faulk and records to be broken
    And the pleyers we admire the most
    Bruce, Aeneas, even DeJuan Groce
    In the Gateway City, give them a toast
    Time for, the Rams, to fly

    [Chorus]


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    Re: A Musical Offseason Recap

    Is it the offseason? I couldn't tell.

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    Re: A Musical Offseason Recap

    Masterful job avenger. Have you considered giving up the law to move to nashville to take up songwriting on a permanent basis. Were you the guy who told shania twain to wear the rams jersey during her concert last year in st louis?

    ramming speed to all

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    Re: A Musical Offseason Recap

    I'm more of a Boston/Athens, GA/Western New York, Alternative/Folk Rock singer songwriter type than a Nashville type.

    And, to answer your question... I asked Shania to wear that Rams lingere, but she decided on the jersey instead (unfortunately).

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    Re: A Musical Offseason Recap

    Very well done AV :::thumbs up:::


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    Re: A Musical Offseason Recap

    Awesome job, Dude!

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    Re: A Musical Offseason Recap

    I think we all are missing football about now. When does training camp start? I am ready to hear some Ram news.
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