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    My dog won't stop eating paper.

    My dog, Rocky, has a weird habit of eating paper.

    I try to explain to Rocky that eating paper is bad for him. After all, its not food, and he can't digest it. What's more, he is never lacking in available dog food, so his eating of paper makes no sense at all.

    Still, he insists on eating paper.

    Sometimes, I think maybe he's getting the message. He'll go for a piece of paper, and I'll yell "no," and he'll walk away from it. Then, five minutes later, he's trying to get at it again.

    Maybe the problem is me.

    Maybe I should just accept that, no matter how stupid he is for eating paper, no matter how little logic there is in his doing so, I can't stop him. He probably just lacks the capacity to consider reason and logic, and its silly for me to even try to get him to do so.

    Really, its not Rocky's fault.

    In his mind, eating paper is right.

    No matter how wrong he is, he'll always believe its right.

    I should just accept it, even though I know eating paper is just plain wrong.
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Bit of chili smeared on that paper will fix your problem. Let me know how it goes, I know dogs can be troublesome.

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Amen. And again amen.
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    And the dog came with valid arguments for eating the paper, which you quickly ignored. Of course you know better than A DOG! Your a human! Superior! What do you care about its opinions anyway? You OWN that dog!

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by emuen View Post
    And the dog came with valid arguments for eating the paper, which you quickly ignored. Of course you know better than A DOG! Your a human! Superior! What do you care about its opinions anyway? You OWN that dog!
    The fact that Rocky, after eating paper, ends up barfing it back up, pretty much establishes who is in the right.
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    I thought we were doing a metaphor thingy here. But then you did like a snappy comeback, and you broke it. Because, now it don't fit the situation anymore. Damn. I really thought it was like a metaphor

    Now I have to find something else to analyse... any film suggestions? Anyone?
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by emuen View Post
    I thought we were doing a metaphor thingy here. But then you did like a snappy comeback, and you broke it. Because, now it don't fit the situation anymore. Damn. I really thought it was like a metaphor

    Now I have to find something else to analyse... any film suggestions? Anyone?
    marley and me? Turner and Hooch? Beethoven? Beverly Hills Chihiahua(don't know what kinda dog it is)?


    At first i thought this thread was some kind of metaphor too lol
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    This is the kind of demeaning post that's makes people want to slap you. If your so tired of being right why don't you, dez and a few of the mods lock this place down and make it your own personal club? Go ahead and ban me, I have barely posted at this place for a year anyways.

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Isn't this thread in the wrong section? Don't see how this involves the Rams at all. If it has to do with some rams fans then make that clear. if not then move it.
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    The fact that Rocky, after eating paper, ends up barfing it back up, pretty much establishes who is in the right.
    Perhaps he is commenting on the dog food you give him? Cats eat grass to make themselves puke, perhaps the dog needs to puke and knows from experimental experience as a pup that paper enables him.
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by mikhal5569 View Post
    This is the kind of demeaning post that's makes people want to slap you. If your so tired of being right why don't you, dez and a few of the mods lock this place down and make it your own personal club? Go ahead and ban me, I have barely posted at this place for a year anyways.
    You must be a Bradford hater.

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tampa_Ram View Post
    Isn't this thread in the wrong section? Don't see how this involves the Rams at all. If it has to do with some rams fans then make that clear. If not then move it.
    Exactly what I was thinking! Unless the little K-9's name is Rocky Ramsey? Rocky Rammer?




    BTW, what breed is the doggie? Canis papyrus ramis?
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by mikhal5569 View Post
    This is the kind of demeaning post that's makes people want to slap you. If your so tired of being right why don't you, dez and a few of the mods lock this place down and make it your own personal club? Go ahead and ban me, I have barely posted at this place for a year anyways.

    No!!!
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Interestingly, Rocky has no problem grasping the point of this thread.

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by AvengerRam View Post
    Interestingly, Rocky has no problem grasping the point of this thread.
    As I expected it! A Collie!

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