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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.



    "Even I know that this thread is about Bradford bashers. Sheesh!" -- Rocky


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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    I have an Australian Shepherd that is total hell on rolls of toilet paper. I see the dowel that is supposed to hold the roll laying around in the floor and then see the carnage of TP in a pile somewhere close by.

    Dogs are more interesting than discussing yesterday's game in detail

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    try to make it taste bad is all i can say, make it something he'll regret

    then again, he eats it and throws up...well, paper is made from trees, which are plants, so is grass, dogs eat it to throw up....same thing maybe?

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    My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Your dog eats paper all the time? Weird my dog loves to his ****ttttttttt...

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    I don't think I'm a basher, but my dog licks his butt.

    So what does this mean, Av? Don't let a basher kiss you on the mouth?
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by live4ramin View Post
    I don't think I'm a basher, but my dog licks his butt.

    So what does this mean, Av? Don't let a basher kiss you on the mouth?


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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    *Sigh*

    Just wasted 90 seconds of my life that I can't get back clicking this thread.
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by UK Ramfan 83 View Post
    *Sigh*

    Just wasted 90 seconds of my life that I can't get back clicking this thread.
    That's 630 seconds (or 10 and 1/2 minutes) in "dog seconds."
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    let the mutt eat the newspaper, better than eating the furniture
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    He just wants more fiber in his diet.

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    why is this here ? LOL

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Does he eat the whole paper or just the articles about Sam Bradford?
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    I hate to break this to you, but Rocky is a paperholic and he won't change unless he is willing to change. He won't be willing to change unless the pain of changing becomes less than the pain of not changing. What you need to do for your own sanity is accept that he is not your responsibility anymore and not be dragged down by his self destructive paper eating habits and move on with your life. Until you do that, you only enable him to continue the viscous cycle of which you become a willing part of...
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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    Quote Originally Posted by MoonJoe View Post
    I hate to break this to you, but Rocky is a paperholic and he won't change unless he is willing to change. He won't be willing to change unless the pain of changing becomes less than the pain of not changing. What you need to do for your own sanity is accept that he is not your responsibility anymore and not be dragged down by his self destructive paper eating habits and move on with your life. Until you do that, you only enable him to continue the viscous cycle of which you become a willing part of...
    So if Rocky eats another paper, Av should dump him off at the pound thereby absolving himself of responsibility? Perhaps another tack might be to do away with the usual doggie food and fill his bowl with paper scraps, they're a lot cheaper. Maybe set up the home/office shredder over his bowl. Just a thought ..

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    Re: My dog won't stop eating paper.

    In some ways, this is the greatest thread ever.

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