Results 1 to 11 of 11
  1. #1
    BernieM's Avatar
    BernieM is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    St. Louis
    Age
    49
    Posts
    222
    Rep Power
    16

    My Interview With Billy Devaney

    I was able to sit down briefly with Billy Devaney to discuss the Rams' plans for the offseason. Here's a transcript of our discussion:

    BM: Welcome, Billy. Its good to see you again.

    BD: I'm sorry, have we met before?

    BM: That's funny, seriously though...

    BD: No, really, I have no idea who you are...

    BM: Ha ha, great stuff! Let's get down to the key issue... what are the Rams going to do with the extra 5th round draft choice obtained in the Laurent Robinson deal?


    BD: That's an odd question. Wouldn't you rather discuss the QB situation, the number one pick, free agency...

    BM: Well, that seems a strange approach, but okay... with Marc Bulger retiring...

    BD: Wait... where did you hear that?

    BM: Well, I recently wrote a column about how he should retire, so I'm assuming he read it and will follow my advice.

    BD: Somehow I doubt that's how he's going to make his decision.

    BM: Whatever. So, who's the starting QB next year. Keith Null? Michael Vick? Jimmy Clausen?

    BD: At this point, we have to evaluate our options. There are free agents we are considering, and there look to be good options throughout the first three to four rounds of the draft. Then there's our existing QBs to look at. Marc could be back, and we'll also consider Kyle, and...

    BM: Wait a minute. This sounds like a process. I'm not interested in that. I want a scoop.

    BD: Well, I'm afraid that I don't have one to give you.

    BM: Fine. How are the contract negotiations going with Ndamukong Suh?

    BD: He's a fine player, and certainly someone we're considering...

    BM: Oh, come on, Billy... I know you're talking to his agent already.

    BD: Really? How do you know that?

    BM: I have inside sources.

    BD: Oh, you do, do you? Who would that be?

    BM: Well... you know... sources... who are on... you know... the ... um... inside... and...

    BD: Does anyone buy this bunk?

    BM: I certainly hope so. Can you please just give me a scoop?

    BD: Look, I understand that you want to break some news here, but how would it benefit the team to divulge information prematurely?

    BM: What do I care about the team?

    BM: Exactly. This interview is over.

    BD: Wait! Don't go! I was kidding! I really love the Rams! Really, I do! Don't leave!!!!


  2. #2
    laram0's Avatar
    laram0 is offline Superbowl MVP
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Age
    57
    Posts
    9,292
    Rep Power
    109

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Another complete waste of time from Bill Devaney! Nice try Bernie, thanks.

  3. #3
    RebelYell's Avatar
    RebelYell is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    St. Louis ,Missouri
    Posts
    2,411
    Rep Power
    45

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Hey Bernie, did you really eat 10 lbs of chicken wings yesterday during the NFC wildcard game?

  4. #4
    BernieM's Avatar
    BernieM is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    St. Louis
    Age
    49
    Posts
    222
    Rep Power
    16

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Quote Originally Posted by RebelYell View Post
    Hey Bernie, did you really eat 10 lbs of chicken wings yesterday during the NFC wildcard game?
    You're actually bringing up a sore subject.

    You see, my diet (the famous "South Beach Ball Diet") limits me to 10 pounds of chicken wings, so that's what I ordered from my favorite takeout place. After I finished eating, though, someone told me that when they give you 10 pounds of wings, its actually an estimate of the weight of the meat and the skin. Since I eat the bones too, I actually ended up eating considerably more than 10 pounds.

    Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

  5. #5
    RebelYell's Avatar
    RebelYell is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    St. Louis ,Missouri
    Posts
    2,411
    Rep Power
    45

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Quote Originally Posted by BernieM View Post
    You're actually bringing up a sore subject.

    You see, my diet (the famous "South Beach Ball Diet") limits me to 10 pounds of chicken wings, so that's what I ordered from my favorite takeout place. After I finished eating, though, someone told me that when they give you 10 pounds of wings, its actually an estimate of the weight of the meat and the skin. Since I eat the bones too, I actually ended up eating considerably more than 10 pounds.

    Oh well, there's always tomorrow.

    Don't give it a second thought buddy. Just by looking at you I can tell your arteries are in great shape. When you get a paper cut and bleed a little, have you noticed the smell of bacon?

  6. #6
    Bralidore(RAMMODE)'s Avatar
    Bralidore(RAMMODE) is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Missouri
    Posts
    1,149
    Rep Power
    22

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Also, if you fall in the woods and noone is around to hear you....do you make a sound?

  7. #7
    MoonJoe's Avatar
    MoonJoe is offline Ram MVP
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    Location
    Norco, CA
    Age
    49
    Posts
    1,458
    Rep Power
    42

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Quote Originally Posted by RebelYell View Post
    Hey Bernie, did you really eat 10 lbs of chicken wings yesterday during the NFC wildcard game?
    Shouldn't that be the "KFC" Wildcard Championship?
    "The disappointment of losing is huge!"

    Jack Youngblood

  8. #8
    Mooselini's Avatar
    Mooselini is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Arizona
    Posts
    3,724
    Rep Power
    28

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    So it's okay to start urinating text all over these message boards? Funny, the shoe sellers get deleted.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Devaney, if you care about this team... fire the offensive coordinator!!!!

  9. #9
    AvengerRam's Avatar
    AvengerRam is online now Moderator Emeritus
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Longwood, Florida, United States
    Age
    46
    Posts
    18,936
    Rep Power
    170

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Quote Originally Posted by Mooselini View Post
    So it's okay to start urinating text all over these message boards? Funny, the shoe sellers get deleted.
    You know, when I read your post, I was surprised. Then, I investigated a bit further and found the problem. Apparently, when you registered, you forgot to activate the "don't open that thread" feature. I fixed the glitch, so from now on, if there's a thread that you don't want to read, you won't have to open it.

    Hope that helps!

  10. #10
    Canadian Rams Fan's Avatar
    Canadian Rams Fan is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Canada
    Age
    32
    Posts
    187
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    So Bernie...... who is that inside source....... ha! ha! ha!

  11. #11
    tomahawk247's Avatar
    tomahawk247 is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Essex, England
    Age
    28
    Posts
    4,825
    Rep Power
    57

    Re: My Interview With Billy Devaney

    Quote Originally Posted by Bralidore(RAMMODE) View Post
    Also, if you fall in the woods and noone is around to hear you....do you make a sound?
    Of course he does! But its a sound that is obvious to anyone that has a passing interest in the Rams, but he makes the sound seem like its something revolutionary that the Rams fans havent heard before. Also he will make multiple sounds so that if one of those sounds happens later in the season, he can gloat about having predicted it happening, and about being "right"

Similar Threads

  1. Devaney, Scouting Staff Ready For Phase Two
    By r8rh8rmike in forum RAM TALK
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: -12-21-2009, 03:02 AM
  2. Chat with Billy Devaney
    By evil disco man in forum RAM TALK
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: -10-11-2009, 12:21 PM
  3. Replies: 2
    Last Post: -04-23-2009, 07:02 PM
  4. Billy Devaney Interview
    By Bald_81 in forum Ram Video's and Radio
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: -01-09-2009, 06:07 AM
  5. Thomas Chat--Jan 6
    By RamWraith in forum RAM TALK
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: -01-07-2009, 08:38 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •