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    Talking My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Well he is not my neighbor but he owns the condo right next to me...
    Funny story......My neighbor is upset about Deacons renters up above
    them because there to loud. So Deacons wife and him want to come over
    to have a glass of wine and dinner to see how loud there renters are..
    If and when they come im getting some S^$T signed..


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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Watch out he doesnt head slap you Beers. If you give him at least one of the six pack of brews that you are known to carry with you at all times, he might take it easy on you.

    ramming speed to all

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    Quote Originally Posted by general counsel View Post
    Watch out he doesnt head slap you Beers. If you give him at least one of the six pack of brews that you are known to carry with you at all times, he might take it easy on you.

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    LOL...If I get some pic i will post them.

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by BEER View Post
    Well he is not my neighbor but he owns the condo right next to me...
    Funny story......My neighbor is upset about Deacons renters up above
    them because there to loud. So Deacons wife and him want to come over
    to have a glass of wine and dinner to see how loud there renters are..
    If and when they come im getting some S^$T signed..
    I'm calling B.S. The Deac? Wine? Come on!
    "Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat; long is the road thereto and rough and steep at first; but when the heights are reached, then there is ease, though grievously hard in the winning." --- Hesiod

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by general counsel View Post
    Watch out he doesnt head slap you Beers. If you give him at least one of the six pack of brews that you are known to carry with you at all times, he might take it easy on you.

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    Or he could try to get a picture of the Deacon giving him a headslap. It'd be a memory--and a headache--that would last forever.

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Make it happen Beer. We want to see pictures and hear the story.
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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by HUbison View Post
    I'm calling B.S. The Deac? Wine? Come on!
    Wine only makes sense if Deacon eats the glass.

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    I was just looking through some Rams football cards....and came across Deacon Jones ....I got headslapped!
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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Deacon Jones.

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Oh, and if we never see you again...at least we'll know what's happened

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    A Deacon Jones delivered headslap is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamFan_Til_I_Die View Post
    A Deacon Jones delivered headslap is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
    As opposed to the other 34 (If I know my American geography) where it's the stock standard Mike Tyson ear-chew.
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    Deacon Jones invented a language comprised of different variations of the headslap. So next time Deacon Jones is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamFan_Til_I_Die View Post
    A Deacon Jones delivered headslap is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
    O u t s t a n d i n g.

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    Re: My neighbor, Deacon Jones?

    Quote Originally Posted by RamFan_Til_I_Die View Post
    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Deacon Jones.

    That right there might be the best quote in the history of ClanRam. My frickin computer for some bizarre reason won't give rep points but if I could, you'd get one from me.


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