Good bye Brian,
Move in with Cryin Ryan.
Your Dink, Dink, Dink,
Is cowardly and it stinks.
So long Brian
Your offense we ain't buyin.
If I can be frank,
You make me as sick as Phony Blanks.
With Martz no fan would blink,
With you we would only miss a dink.
Once again Rams fans were took,
By another worthless crook.
When Banks left I was never so glad,
But you are just as bad.
We will continue to climb the walls,
Until you grow some balls.
Any Rams fan worth their salt,
Will admit your cowardly scheme is at fault.
Oh sure we still hope and pray,
But it's time to return your pay.
Barring mega mental gymnastics,
Cowardly describes your tactics.
Dink, dink, dink, dink
Equals stink stink stink
There once was a man from Nantucket
I better stop there.
Um, please allow me to be brutally honest:
Don't quit your day job!
I do agree with your sentiments but I believe you stop short with just schotty. I also believe you saw this coming. So I hope you didn't work on that poem too long.....just sayin
Re: Offensive Poetry
Originally Posted by JustSayin
I knew you would. :-)